Kazoos Galore
Title: Kazoos Galore
By: Claudiasharon
Pairing: None
Categories: Gen
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Summary: SG1 teach Teal'c the wonders of the Kazoo.
“I do not understand the significance of these things, DanielJackson.” Teal’c raised an eyebrow at the kazoo in his hand.
“Well Teal’c, they’re fun.” Daniel smiled as he blew loudly into his kazoo. Jack just laughed when Sam jumped at the sound.
“And they are very loud when you don’t know how to gently blow into them.” Jack laughed and gently made noise with his.
Sam turned towards Daniel’s ear and blew loudly. “See? Annoying isn’t it?” She took the kazoo out of her mouth and stuck out her tongue.
“Sorry.” Daniel rubbed his ear and punched Sam playfully. “Why don’t we try to play a song?”
“Oh, yea right. Like what?” Jack smirked.
Daniel started playing his kazoo to the tune of a popular tv show. Jack just rolled his eyes. Sam joined in and Teal’c stared at them. “Why not try StarWars, DanielJackson?” Daniel dropped his jaw, which made his kazoo fall to the floor.
“Um, Teal’c, I think that’d be a bit harder to do than the X-Files theme.” He bent over to grab his kazoo.
Sam started playing her kazoo to the tune of Hercules. “This one is easy.” She remarked when she finished the tune.
Jack started playing one, which had Sam and Daniel laughing their asses off. “Come on Sir, MacGyver? That’s a really old show.”
“Yea Jack, we haven’t even shown that to Teal’c yet.” Daniel grinned and chuckled. “Not like he’d want to see it anyways, it’s a horrible show with a guy who hasn’t been to a barber shop in years.”
Jack just stuck out his tongue, dropping his kazoo. “Damnit.” He picked it up. “If it was so bad, then why was it on for seven whole seasons?”
“Seven? Wow.” Sam laughed. “Hercules was on for six, and it wasn’t that great of a show either.”
“The X-files had nine seasons. It’s all in the fan following and the actors’ insanity I guess.” Daniel laughed as Jack rolled his eyes.
“Well Teal’c, are you going to give it a go?” Jack asked. “You’re the only one who hasn’t tried a song.”
Teal’c took a deep breath and blew loudly into his kazoo. The rest of SG-1 put their hands over their ears as Teal’c belted out the theme song to Xena. When he finished, he stared at the rest of them, and raised an eyebrow. “Is everything alright?”
Sam patted Teal’c’s leg and smiled. “It was just fine Teal’c, just try to do it quieter next time.”
Jack laughed as the door opened and a glaring Hammond stared at his 2IC. “Colonel, what the hell is going on here?”
Jack stood up quickly and gave a sloppy salute with his kazoo. “Nothing General, just teaching Teal’c the joys of a kazoo.”
Hammond rolled his eyes. “Be prepared to ship out in thirty minutes team. And leave those things behind.” He walked away just as Sam started to giggle.
Jack poked Sam and hushed her. “Shh! No giggling.” She started to laugh harder and stood up.
“Alright Sir, I’m going to get ready. I’ll see you guys at the gate.” She handed her kazoo to Jack and walked away laughing.
Teal’c stood up and slightly bowed, handing his kazoo to Jack. “I too shall depart. Thank you ColonelO’Neill for this cultural experience.” He left the room, leaving Jack and Daniel alone.
“That’s the last time I give him any musical instrument.” Jack chuckled, places the kazoos in his desk drawer. Daniel handed him his and smiled.
“You’re lucky he didn’t try for Star Wars. Hammond would’ve really killed you then.” Daniel laughed, leaving Jack alone with the kazoos.
“I wonder if I could play them all at once.” Jack questioned as he scratched his chin, closing the drawer to his desk.
Author’s Note: I blame the kazoo version of the Stargate SG-1 theme song.
-Jack McWeir
I feel:
creative
By: Claudiasharon
Pairing: None
Categories: Gen
Rating: G
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Summary: SG1 teach Teal'c the wonders of the Kazoo.
“I do not understand the significance of these things, DanielJackson.” Teal’c raised an eyebrow at the kazoo in his hand.
“Well Teal’c, they’re fun.” Daniel smiled as he blew loudly into his kazoo. Jack just laughed when Sam jumped at the sound.
“And they are very loud when you don’t know how to gently blow into them.” Jack laughed and gently made noise with his.
Sam turned towards Daniel’s ear and blew loudly. “See? Annoying isn’t it?” She took the kazoo out of her mouth and stuck out her tongue.
“Sorry.” Daniel rubbed his ear and punched Sam playfully. “Why don’t we try to play a song?”
“Oh, yea right. Like what?” Jack smirked.
Daniel started playing his kazoo to the tune of a popular tv show. Jack just rolled his eyes. Sam joined in and Teal’c stared at them. “Why not try StarWars, DanielJackson?” Daniel dropped his jaw, which made his kazoo fall to the floor.
“Um, Teal’c, I think that’d be a bit harder to do than the X-Files theme.” He bent over to grab his kazoo.
Sam started playing her kazoo to the tune of Hercules. “This one is easy.” She remarked when she finished the tune.
Jack started playing one, which had Sam and Daniel laughing their asses off. “Come on Sir, MacGyver? That’s a really old show.”
“Yea Jack, we haven’t even shown that to Teal’c yet.” Daniel grinned and chuckled. “Not like he’d want to see it anyways, it’s a horrible show with a guy who hasn’t been to a barber shop in years.”
Jack just stuck out his tongue, dropping his kazoo. “Damnit.” He picked it up. “If it was so bad, then why was it on for seven whole seasons?”
“Seven? Wow.” Sam laughed. “Hercules was on for six, and it wasn’t that great of a show either.”
“The X-files had nine seasons. It’s all in the fan following and the actors’ insanity I guess.” Daniel laughed as Jack rolled his eyes.
“Well Teal’c, are you going to give it a go?” Jack asked. “You’re the only one who hasn’t tried a song.”
Teal’c took a deep breath and blew loudly into his kazoo. The rest of SG-1 put their hands over their ears as Teal’c belted out the theme song to Xena. When he finished, he stared at the rest of them, and raised an eyebrow. “Is everything alright?”
Sam patted Teal’c’s leg and smiled. “It was just fine Teal’c, just try to do it quieter next time.”
Jack laughed as the door opened and a glaring Hammond stared at his 2IC. “Colonel, what the hell is going on here?”
Jack stood up quickly and gave a sloppy salute with his kazoo. “Nothing General, just teaching Teal’c the joys of a kazoo.”
Hammond rolled his eyes. “Be prepared to ship out in thirty minutes team. And leave those things behind.” He walked away just as Sam started to giggle.
Jack poked Sam and hushed her. “Shh! No giggling.” She started to laugh harder and stood up.
“Alright Sir, I’m going to get ready. I’ll see you guys at the gate.” She handed her kazoo to Jack and walked away laughing.
Teal’c stood up and slightly bowed, handing his kazoo to Jack. “I too shall depart. Thank you ColonelO’Neill for this cultural experience.” He left the room, leaving Jack and Daniel alone.
“That’s the last time I give him any musical instrument.” Jack chuckled, places the kazoos in his desk drawer. Daniel handed him his and smiled.
“You’re lucky he didn’t try for Star Wars. Hammond would’ve really killed you then.” Daniel laughed, leaving Jack alone with the kazoos.
“I wonder if I could play them all at once.” Jack questioned as he scratched his chin, closing the drawer to his desk.
Author’s Note: I blame the kazoo version of the Stargate SG-1 theme song.
-Jack McWeir
I feel:
creative