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Gerald Ford shot dead today, at the senseless age of 83.
Gerald Ford shot senselessly dead, at the age of 83.
Gerald Ford dead today, after jumping out of an office building. Senselessly.
Gerald Ford dead today, from an overdose of crack cocaine.
Stunning news from Michigan, as former President Gerald Ford was chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane.
Tragedy today, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious.
A fireball destroyed France today, and Gerald Ford is dead.
Stunning news from Yorba Linda today, as Richard Nixon's corpse climbed out of his grave and strangled Gerald Ford to death.
Gerald Ford was mauled senselessly by a circus lion in a convenience store.
Gerald Ford is dead today, and I'm gay.
But seriously, he's dead. And he was 93. And I'm not gay.
Syd Barrett
Kirby Puckett
Don Knotts
Red Buttons
Elizabeth Bolden (oldest living person, at the time of her death)
Coretta Scott King
Chris Penn
Lou Rawls
Grandpa Munster (Al Lewis)
Aaron Spelling
Byron Nelson
Milton Friedman
General Pinochet
Joseph Barbera
James Brown
EDIT: Okay, okay. Holly just pointed out to me that Elizabeth Bolden was the oldest living person shortly before her death; at the time of her death, she would no longer be living.
Gerald Ford shot senselessly dead, at the age of 83.
Gerald Ford dead today, after jumping out of an office building. Senselessly.
Gerald Ford dead today, from an overdose of crack cocaine.
Stunning news from Michigan, as former President Gerald Ford was chopped into little bits by the propeller of a commuter plane.
Tragedy today, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious.
A fireball destroyed France today, and Gerald Ford is dead.
Stunning news from Yorba Linda today, as Richard Nixon's corpse climbed out of his grave and strangled Gerald Ford to death.
Gerald Ford was mauled senselessly by a circus lion in a convenience store.
Gerald Ford is dead today, and I'm gay.
But seriously, he's dead. And he was 93. And I'm not gay.
Syd Barrett
Kirby Puckett
Don Knotts
Red Buttons
Elizabeth Bolden (oldest living person, at the time of her death)
Coretta Scott King
Chris Penn
Lou Rawls
Grandpa Munster (Al Lewis)
Aaron Spelling
Byron Nelson
Milton Friedman
General Pinochet
Joseph Barbera
James Brown
EDIT: Okay, okay. Holly just pointed out to me that Elizabeth Bolden was the oldest living person shortly before her death; at the time of her death, she would no longer be living.