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[jack_lazarus]

X's mean its something you've never done.

(_) i've never been drunk
(_) i've never smoked pot
(_) i've never kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) i've never kissed a member of the same sex
(X) i've never crashed a friend's car
(X) i've never been to japan
(_) i've never rode in a taxi
(_) i've never had anal sex
(_) i've never have been in love
(_) i've never had sex
(_) i've never had sex in public
(_) i've never been dumped
(_) i've never shoplifted
(_) i've never been fired
(_) i've never been in a fist fight
(_) i've never had a threesome
(_) i've never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) i've never been tied up (sexually)
(X) i've never been caught masturbating
(_) i've never pissed on myself
(X) i've never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) i've never been arrested
(_) i've never made out with a stranger
(_) i've never stolen something from my job
(X) i've never celebrated new years in time square
(_) i've never went on a blind date
(_) i've never lied to a friend
(_) i've never had a crush on a teacher
(X) i've never celebrated mardi gras in new orleans
(X) i've never been to europe
(_) i've never skipped school
(_) i've never slept with a co-worker
(X) i've never been to south america
(_) i've never liked onions
(_) i've never done mushrooms
(_) i've never had sex on a beach
(_) i've never had sex with someone the first day i met them
(_) i've never been on stage
(_) i've never been on a plane

I might be a little worse than Nick C.