Drabble: Alien Objects (Rated R)

Nov 07, 2007 21:02

Title: Alien Objects
Author: Luxuria_Oceanus
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, but my sanity, and sometimes, said ownership is in question.
Rating: R, because I *know* your minds will go there.
Genre: Humor
Time line: Set somewhere in my imagination.
Author's Note: Ops, we missed a day, sorry everyone! I had a chaotic emergency involving my laptop. Memo to self, never let a hacker touch your computer. It'll never end well (it ended with me having to reinstall Windows and start it anew, actually). Come on guys, you don't need to wait for us to post, go ahead and help us with our daily drabbles!

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"God, Jack, just get it off!"

"Will you stop moving?"

"It's a bit hard not to move when someone keeps causing movement!"

"A moment ago, you couldn't wait to get it on you."

"That was before I realized what it'd be like! So get it off!"

"Maybe I won't."

"WHAT?"

"It's not killing you and it might teach you a valuable lesson on how not to ask your boss to let you try on an alien object."

"Jack, if you don't get it off, you'll be missing your own alien object."

"Ah, well, when you put it that way."

"OW!"

!drabble, genre: humor, writer: luxuria_oceanus

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