the most fun ever
omg. omg.
last night, i talked to zora mcmahon's older sister from college online and she said she wanted to party with me because i sounded like fun. best part is that she's 21. oh yah. stock up baby. not that i drink, but it may be fun to become an alcoholic. fucking 12:00 curfew.
chinese final=easy.
i failed.
afterwards, went to take beckee to get emily some crackers for detention. then took lauren and carolyn "home."
well, we never really went "home." lauren locked the keys in her volvo this morning and we had to pick up the spare set from her mom's house.
carolyn's addicted to slurpees, so that's out new addiction. we're all addicted to slurpees. its craaaaaaaaaazy man. we went to 7-11 and had fun. they have new parliament ultra lights, which i assume is like smoking nothing because even the lights are like nothing. but im on to marlboro reds. oak and woodward's cigarette supply sux man. theyre always out and i always have to buy some gay cigarette. like camels, ewwwww.... "sorry, but im not a camel, so i can't smoke those." -alix dixon. tho, marc smokes camels and hes really cool. the reds are good. tho they make me feel disguisting. hopefully we wont smoke that much. lololol. sorry.
then to lauren's house. her mom made amazing break and bake cookies. peanut butter chocolate chip. now usually, i dont like peanut butter, cuz im allergic, ya know. but this time, yah. they were good. carolyn and i waited in the car. i played carolyn-type music just for her and we talked about how were inventing slurpee holders because they make our hands numb. uhhuh. and then we played with one of those frou frou washing things. fun. back to seaholm.
went to berkely to pay for my ticket. the lady yelled at me for letting my mom pay for my screw up. i laughed and said to myself, "well, i suppose i would be paying it myself if i lived in berkley." that was mean. but so was the woman.
last fucking time i speed in that city.
then to the mall with mommy.... girl's day out.
we talked about inheritances and how much it rocks, but at the same time is sad. we both cried about my grandma at cpk and then decided to look at diamonds to replace her. kinda sad when you think about it, but at the same time, symbolic. a minearal up from the ground that lasts forever. yah.... fucking expensive too. we looked at this three carat ring that was like perfect and my mom's like, "should i get it?" i say it would be a wise investment. see, i'd spend the money on an aston martin or something while she would buy a ring.... which you can sell for $$$ when you dont want it anymore. in terms of my inheritance someday, id say "mommy, diamonds are a girl's best friend." she laughed. then she told me what my dad wanted to leave me and i started laughing evil-ly in the middle of the mall. then i realized that my dad and mom would both have to be dead for that to happen and then i got sad that i cared so much about money.
bought a shirt from abercombie, two shorts from j crew, and one of those cool wallet things like lauren has. its fun to play with.
then to the library where i was met by aaron and lacey who stalked me. drove around, watched the penis song on lacey's dvd thing. it was fun.
then we went to lacey's houses which were orgasmic and i drove aaron's disco. its my new obsession. we are forming the andover-seaholm car club where i drive their cars and they drive mine so it just looks like we have a lot of cars. whahahaha.
we drove around birmingham yelling "hi, i drive a discovery." it was funny, aaron was embaressed. so 2004 disco or saab 9-3 or a4? so much confusion. the other night, my mom and i went to dinner and we saw this freelander pulling out of a parking lot, so i said "gee, hes going the wrong way and WHAT AN UGLY CAR." my mom, who doesnt know anything about cars was like, "yah really, what is that?" i was like "its the same car i have." and she got silent and started talking about how cute my car was.
blah.
lacey and aaron=new good friends. i heart them so much. it was fun, kids.
peace out.
last night, i talked to zora mcmahon's older sister from college online and she said she wanted to party with me because i sounded like fun. best part is that she's 21. oh yah. stock up baby. not that i drink, but it may be fun to become an alcoholic. fucking 12:00 curfew.
chinese final=easy.
i failed.
afterwards, went to take beckee to get emily some crackers for detention. then took lauren and carolyn "home."
well, we never really went "home." lauren locked the keys in her volvo this morning and we had to pick up the spare set from her mom's house.
carolyn's addicted to slurpees, so that's out new addiction. we're all addicted to slurpees. its craaaaaaaaaazy man. we went to 7-11 and had fun. they have new parliament ultra lights, which i assume is like smoking nothing because even the lights are like nothing. but im on to marlboro reds. oak and woodward's cigarette supply sux man. theyre always out and i always have to buy some gay cigarette. like camels, ewwwww.... "sorry, but im not a camel, so i can't smoke those." -alix dixon. tho, marc smokes camels and hes really cool. the reds are good. tho they make me feel disguisting. hopefully we wont smoke that much. lololol. sorry.
then to lauren's house. her mom made amazing break and bake cookies. peanut butter chocolate chip. now usually, i dont like peanut butter, cuz im allergic, ya know. but this time, yah. they were good. carolyn and i waited in the car. i played carolyn-type music just for her and we talked about how were inventing slurpee holders because they make our hands numb. uhhuh. and then we played with one of those frou frou washing things. fun. back to seaholm.
went to berkely to pay for my ticket. the lady yelled at me for letting my mom pay for my screw up. i laughed and said to myself, "well, i suppose i would be paying it myself if i lived in berkley." that was mean. but so was the woman.
last fucking time i speed in that city.
then to the mall with mommy.... girl's day out.
we talked about inheritances and how much it rocks, but at the same time is sad. we both cried about my grandma at cpk and then decided to look at diamonds to replace her. kinda sad when you think about it, but at the same time, symbolic. a minearal up from the ground that lasts forever. yah.... fucking expensive too. we looked at this three carat ring that was like perfect and my mom's like, "should i get it?" i say it would be a wise investment. see, i'd spend the money on an aston martin or something while she would buy a ring.... which you can sell for $$$ when you dont want it anymore. in terms of my inheritance someday, id say "mommy, diamonds are a girl's best friend." she laughed. then she told me what my dad wanted to leave me and i started laughing evil-ly in the middle of the mall. then i realized that my dad and mom would both have to be dead for that to happen and then i got sad that i cared so much about money.
bought a shirt from abercombie, two shorts from j crew, and one of those cool wallet things like lauren has. its fun to play with.
then to the library where i was met by aaron and lacey who stalked me. drove around, watched the penis song on lacey's dvd thing. it was fun.
then we went to lacey's houses which were orgasmic and i drove aaron's disco. its my new obsession. we are forming the andover-seaholm car club where i drive their cars and they drive mine so it just looks like we have a lot of cars. whahahaha.
we drove around birmingham yelling "hi, i drive a discovery." it was funny, aaron was embaressed. so 2004 disco or saab 9-3 or a4? so much confusion. the other night, my mom and i went to dinner and we saw this freelander pulling out of a parking lot, so i said "gee, hes going the wrong way and WHAT AN UGLY CAR." my mom, who doesnt know anything about cars was like, "yah really, what is that?" i was like "its the same car i have." and she got silent and started talking about how cute my car was.
blah.
lacey and aaron=new good friends. i heart them so much. it was fun, kids.
peace out.