And the hits just keep coming...
So, I made a stupid mistake when I had a few beers (not enough to be drunk - just enough to not use my BRAIN) and told Bo (who works at Cowboys) that I thought Super Delicious was ... well, Super Delicious. He says "I'll find out about him" - and I'm like "eh, okay - what harm could that do?"....
I'm sure, being the bright person that you all are, can see that this is going no place good.
So Thursday I get this text from Bo saying to go read a message he sent me on MySpace...
Here it is:
Good Morning Joan,
I did speak with Jarron. Told him he had a Fan. His first reply was "Would I F*** her" Meaning ( BO ). Sorry but most guys are pigs. I said In a New York Heart Beat. If I was ever so lucky. Told him your smart, very cute, Great Smile, just fun to be around and hang out at that table on Thursday nights. He said for you to come by and say hi next time. If you need help kind of breaking the ice let me know and ill go with you to start the conversation. If you want help. If it doesn't work out I know someone who like's you.
PS have a GREAT day and keep smiling !
Bo
WTF??? Since when does "find out about him" equal telling him???
(fyi - I think Bo was hoping I would be all 'upset' about SD's response (the 'f' remark) - however I found it typically boy and amusing.)
So, Thursday night Bo is texting me (Bo is not there) and we get into this whole big stupid text discussion - anyway ultimately I'm not going to say anything to Super D because, well, 1 - I'm a big fat chicken shit - but also 2 - he's working. Besides, it's still pretty safe to have the ridiculous crush because he doesn't know who I am... it's all good. Bo says he'll talk to him again and I say back "that's okay - if I can't talk to him myself that is my own problem and besides it's just a stupid crush".
How much clearer can I be???
So Friday, I'm shopping with a friend of mine and I get another text from Bo, "Joan, send me a picture of yourself for Super D".... Are you fucking kidding me??? I say back "OMG - why? - are you talking to him?" - to which he says "yes, send the picture". So, now he knows who I am... oh joy. He still told Bo for me to come say 'hi' and I'm thinking "why?" ... ugh.
Okay - so Saturday - after the wedding K, Junior and I go to Cowboys. Super D is now training to be a barback (I don't really know that it requires that much training, but I suppose there must be some art to it)... anyway, I'm not, again, going to chase the boy down while he's working... eventually I do go say 'hello' to him when he was standing by the back bar. Just "hi" blah blah - introduce myself (because what choice to I have now?) nice to meet you - blah blah...
so, now I can no longer enjoy my Super D gazing... :( He was completely oblivious of the whole thing before but not now... my only consolation is with this bar back thing I can actually avoid him without it looking like I am. I was really enjoying the whole hopelessness of this crush, too. Fucking Bo - who apparently is now in the pimp business. Oh oh - and not only that - but Bo told K that he not only told the boy that I call him Super Delicious but showed him my texts about him. UGH.
Ugh ugh ugh!
Oh - and through all this Bo is saying stuff like "i know what it feels like because I feel the same way about you"... oh bullshit! I am positive it is because I won't respond to his crap. I think he's hoping somehow that this kid will break my heart and I'll come running to him... PUH-lease. First I would have to have a heart to break but secondly, he's pretty much killed any chances of that happening by sharing all my crap with the boy. Really???
And because I can't help over-analyzing - why tell Bo to tell me to come say 'hi' to him and then say nothing? So, I figure it's just him not wanting to be rude, but giving me the "i'm totally not into you" message which I already HAD, thank you very much!