Carnaval

[jachon]

I'll be leaving in a few days to head back to my home country. I originally wasn't planning to, but when my mother called to say she was going, I knew I couldn't let her leave without me. I haven't been back to Brazil in quite a while, but if there's ever a time to return and have fun with my heritage...it's this time. Brazilian Carnaval is like

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[speedoson]

Have a safe trip, senpai. I hope you can dance flirt with some nice girls.

[jachon]

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[speedoson]

 

[jachon]

I still can't believe she told you about that...

[speedoson]

I'm sorry, senpai. Should I not say that? Do you like dancing with boys better now or something?

[jachon]

Huh?! I mean, no! It's just girls! There are no boys involved!

[speedoson]

Oh, okay. Jackal-senpai the flirt only has girlfriends.

[jachon]

I'm not...a flirt. ...And I don't have even one girlfriend let alone a number of them.

[speedoson]

Oh...so you're going back to Brazil on Valentine's Day to get one?

(ooc: I'm sorry Jackal, orz)

[jachon]

No!! ...I'm going back with my mother for a Brazilian celebration of a Christian holiday that has become very un-Christian. ...And then my grandmother will make me go to church the following day to repent for watching the parade filled with mostly- half-naked ladies. ...What does she even want from me? They're out there dancing with almost nothing and are jiggling everywhere...

[speedoson]

...Jackal-senpai is a pervert.

[jachon]

NO!! Jackal-senpai is a perfectly normal red-blooded male from Brazil! You hush!!

[speedoson]

It's a good thing I buried all of those naked pictures, or you definitely would have looked at them!!!

[jachon]

....!!! I didn't want to look at those ridiculous pictures that were posted up!! Some of my sisters were posted there for Celestial Heaven's sake!!

[speedoson]

Oh, so you only like to watch naked Brazilian girls.

Don't worry for your sisters. Those pictures won't see the light of day!

[jachon]

They're not naked. ...Well, not completely. They intentionally get that way, though. It's part of the celebration. Ladies dressing in fancy elaborate headdresses and jewelry and...not a whole lot much else. The men in the parades don't dress in much either, though.

...I'll take that to mean you're the one who got rid of them. I know all of my sisters who were sadly "featured" were extremely upset and felt violated by it. I had intended to go and take them down myself once I found out, but they were already gone by the time I got there. ...So thanks for that.