Rawr!
I have had my car for a little less than 5 months.
In that time, it has been hit, not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5 ... but 6 TIMES. All of these have happened when the car was parked. None of them are horrible accidents, mostly just rubbing my paint off, scratching and dings, or leaving their paint on my car. None of these resulted in a note - Not One.
In response to this, I just want to say:
People, if you want to FUCK my car ... please use a LUBRICATED CONDOM!
(and leave a note on the pillow in the morning)
kthxbye.
assholes
In that time, it has been hit, not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5 ... but 6 TIMES. All of these have happened when the car was parked. None of them are horrible accidents, mostly just rubbing my paint off, scratching and dings, or leaving their paint on my car. None of these resulted in a note - Not One.
In response to this, I just want to say:
People, if you want to FUCK my car ... please use a LUBRICATED CONDOM!
(and leave a note on the pillow in the morning)
kthxbye.
assholes