From the Mouths of Babes

Mar 17, 2006 16:11

I thought that this space would be a good place to record some of the funnies that come out of my kids' mouth.

Warning for maternal blathering...

#1. The boy...regarding the object of his affection.

"Mom, do you know what Madison did?"
(Keep in mind at this point that Madison is a tiny slip of a girl.)

"Hunter budged in line and Madison told him to stop budging and Hunter said, 'Who's gonna make me?' and Madison said, 'Me.' Hunter thought he could handle Madison but he was wrong." (dissolves into giggles)

The boy is truly besotted.

#2. The girl...age 3.

First, you have to know that our cat is named Caramel. One night at dinner, the girl said to me, "Mommy, I need kitty on my apples." It took me a minute to realize that she, of course, meant caramel sauce. We laughed about that for a long time and now refer to caramel sauce as "kitty." Why not?
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