Jul 13, 2005 09:13
well i havent posted in soo long witch is really a shame beacuse i cant remember two shits in the woods cause theres been alot of things that went on ... i think.. but ill try my best . well yesterday i went to laser quest .. !! really fun !!my name was sapapa and i was following these completely unaware familiy of pakies around for like an entire game shooting them and they were getting pissed off and wen they tried to shoot me back it wasnt working because i brought electrical tape and taped up all the sencors !! lmao. Then me connor and derick rice were at DQ and a huge bus of baptisit god huging freaks came in and we were talking to them ...so funny .but as we were leaving so were the baptists and we were break danceing and flashing them and they loved it soo much lol ... but all in all ive noticed summer is weird its a combination of really boreing/gay and supper awsome and extreme .. but so far im sure this summer ive had more partying funn then i ever had . Anyways ..oh connor stole a big construction sign with like the legs and the metal base and we put it under the by pass bridge and covered the base with duct tape now its like the sweetestest little chair.. i love the by pass but its opening on the 4th of august so we cant go there anymore . AWWWWW . well befor that i guess was the weekend were it was david vandersluis's 3 day birthday party .OMG to crazy !! lots of unexpected people showed up all night and we were all fucking so trashed with his parents !! lmao . but one night i got so hammered and and stoned and completely started to idolize this one 50 year old man that showed up .. i was screaming his name and falling to the ground and punching his feet yelling YOU SICK FUCK !! YOUR THE FUCKIN MAN TERRY !! for sooooo long then i blacked out i cant remeber anything that happened for the next two hours .. but i woke up the next moring with no shirt on sleeping almost upside down on daves living room chair !!haha. but i woke at 9 wen i had to be at work by 10!! but the worst part was that i wasnt allowed to stay at davids house i was to come home at 2 !! fuck.. but the worst/best night was the thrid night wen connor got trashed off his ass on hard liquor for the first time and he was so mangled and absolutely insane . first he threw up all over but he was telling us that we should be gratefull for witnessing him pukeing beacuse it was the first time he ever threw up .. but then we got him to smoke 3 moths in his PB !!lmao .. then he was just fucking fighting everyone and climbing onto the shed untill it got later and lots of people left .. then i stared to tease him about the dumbest things and he got soooooo angry .. he was trying to roll a joint but apperently he couldnt do it wen i was teaseing him so he thretened me and i called his bluff on and he ran into the house and pulled a 9inch knife to my chest !!omg and was freaking out then he put the knife down the ran off faster then ive ever seen anybody run befor.. THEN 3 minutes pass by and were like do you think he'll come back .. but we figured he just went home .. but then as were stitting in the back yard ,i can here this thud thud thud thud and its connor running up the road.!!lmao .. but the funny thing is what he had with him .. the constuction sign from he bypass that is like 100 pounds and he was running with it for a few blocks !! and he puts it down and i fall over laughing so hard hahahaha . but then he's all happy with what he did so then i tease him more the he just runs off again but comes back with sand bags !! wtf but after that it pretty much settle down. except that everyone went to sleep at like 6 and i hear connor outside of the tent and i look off and he's going down the road again with the sign over his head !! lmao . then the next morning he tells me he put it under the bypass bridge !! omg connor ... all of you promise me not to let connor drink hard liqour ever again and if he does dont run cause you cant outrun that crazy drunk shit .. that fat bastard can motor !!lmao . but befor that was jordan birthday party witch was also up there with some of my craziest times lol considering jordans folks caught us and jordan got in trouble (essay lmao) but driving on that golf cart drunk is nuts and jon trying to front filp it while its moving lmfao !! and befor that was the beach with all the snake gils and michelle and jaclyn . damn you girls got some nice booty .lmao . but we ended up getting drugged up and just for the record i so won that game of cows !! but we went home and got drunk of off jellow shooters then we smoked up afterwards too lol and we would have got more drunk than we were but michelle stole all shooters !! GRRRRR lol .. but the girlys had to leave and me and connor just ended up gettin more alcohol and getting way more plastered .. then we walk to michelle so see the girls again but we got caught in such a bad storm so we just sat in minora park and drugged and drank untill it was over lol then we got to michelles but they wanted us to leave cause she would get in troble or somthing so were walking back and connors bro picks us up in the staples parking lot . and we start talking to him about mush lol and he tells us all this stuff about it and hes getting us soo pumped for it then im like aww i wish i had some right now . then he pulls it out of his pocket !! omfg and we get to connors and me and connor are unsure of doing this but then next thing i know i had already ate them lmfao ..I fell asleep in like five mins and then wake up to connor bout an hour later and hes laughing uncontrolablely. then i look at him and hes face kina looked weird and i start to giggle then next think i know im on the ground undder blankets laughing so hard i was crying and i couldnt open my eyes ... ya they were kicking in by this point .. but me and connor decide to go on a walk and were told to be carefull and not to be long cause were gunna trip out really hard !. but we end up walking everywhere all night triping out the whole time .. ahh it fucks you up soo much !! but we go to A&P and we try to by friutopia ( the 2L jug) and connor drops it then kicks it by accident in mid air and it breaks open and covers the entire floor lmao i thought it was like flooding in the store for a sec but then we just ran off !! lmao thats my extreme adventure for this past week lol .. but we so need to make some more .. i miss you snakes lol i havent seen you i almost a week .. keep in touch .. but we need to organize another party soon it has to be big like 15 people min .. anways i should go and urinate !!!!