Sep 30, 2009 21:09
Dear Face,
Just because you skipped acne during puberty does not mean that you get to do that 10 years later. You are supposed to have acne during puberty when life is awkward and you hate your body anyways. Not when you are 23 and have pretty much come to terms with things.
I highly disapprove of this particular attempt to reconnect with your childhood. I do enough (well, never enough) of that in every day life. At least enough that you should be satisfied. I am not 13 years old. I like either 7 or 23. Pick one of those. Neither of which should have acne.
If you do not cease and desist this adventure in acne, I will be forced to take action. This is your first and final warning.
Sincerely,
Me