Mock Stuff but Amusing Mock Stuff!
Best lines from our team and a judge during Silver Nationals:
"The jury is instructed to disregard the fact that the witness is a flirt"
-Judge
After running out of time during a cross of Chief Paulson,
"This witness is being evasive, I request an extra minute to continue my cross."
-Our attorney. For those who are uninformed (as I was until after the round), this is bad bad bad. The judges can get into deep crap for permitting this. Still teehee. Our attorney was angry!
In Sam Sachs' direct:
Lawyer: What happened when you tried to interview Corey Drake?
Sachs: Well, instead of Corey Drake, Chief Paulson barged into my room like a grizzly bear, banged her hand against the desk: bong bong bong..."
Teehee. It's funny because he said bong. And that one of our lawyer's a grizzly bear. It's also funny b/c the Chief of Police is a tiny valley girl. Teehee.
"The jury is instructed to disregard the fact that the witness is a flirt"
-Judge
After running out of time during a cross of Chief Paulson,
"This witness is being evasive, I request an extra minute to continue my cross."
-Our attorney. For those who are uninformed (as I was until after the round), this is bad bad bad. The judges can get into deep crap for permitting this. Still teehee. Our attorney was angry!
In Sam Sachs' direct:
Lawyer: What happened when you tried to interview Corey Drake?
Sachs: Well, instead of Corey Drake, Chief Paulson barged into my room like a grizzly bear, banged her hand against the desk: bong bong bong..."
Teehee. It's funny because he said bong. And that one of our lawyer's a grizzly bear. It's also funny b/c the Chief of Police is a tiny valley girl. Teehee.