I would also like a 9th night of Hanukkah, Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I turned hsapiens in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I gave secretbutterfly a kidney (1000 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to watchsnowfall in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I gave jnhardyzmercy a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1217 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!
Sincerely,
Jabber_Moose