From Twitter 05-08-2011
- 06:43:54: You are following 1200+ people and have zero tweets. Why, exactly, would I reciprocate in this scenario? #annoyed
- 09:36:27: The front of the Venetian always smells like bacon when I drop Mat off on Sundays. Now I'm hungry.
- 09:55:00: I'm convinced the secret to true happiness in life is low expectations.
- 16:15:29: I don't know why I bothered brushing my hair today #stupidwind
- 22:13:45: Not surprisingly, my ex-husband has proven (once again) that he is completely without class.
- 23:57:57: @ hnc82 Yup, this.
- 23:58:53: Mat, who is sitting next to me, our shoulders touching, wants me to get on FB so we can chat. Silly husband.
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