Fanfiction: Gummy-Worms
Cracky, random fanfic that I wrote in five minutes.
Title: Gummy Worms
Rating: G / Worksafe
Fandom: Bleach
Summary: Tesla discovers a new human food, gummy worms, that Ilforte finds rather disgusting. Then a comment from Piggeh-chan really sets him off.
Gummy-Worms
Tesla popped another sugar coated gummy-worm into his mouth as Ilforte stared in mild disgust.
“What?” Tesla asked after swallowing the candy.
“That’s so gross,” the taller responded.
“They aren’t real worms, stupid” Tesla discovered this new treat while accompanying Nnoitra-sama on a mission in the human’s world. He was instantly addicted.
“Well, it’s still gross to eat something that’s shaped after one of the most disgusting bugs ever,” Ilforte retorted, folding his arms over his chest.
Tesla stuck another gummy-worm into his mouth. “Would you rather them be shaped like cows?” he asked with a smirk.
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“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! NNOITRA-SAMA!!! HEEEEELP!!!!”
“YOU WANNA TRY SAYING THAT AGAIN, PUNK?!”
“AAAAAAAAAHH!!!”
Nnoitra ran into the room from which the screams were emitting. He instantly began laughing.
Tesla lay on his stomach, Ilforte sitting on his lower back, shoving the smaller Arrancars face into a pile of spilled gummy-worms. Tesla flailed his arms and legs, trying to throw the other off of his back, but to no avail.
“TAKE IT BACK!” Ilforte demanded.
“OKAY, OKAY, I’M SORRY!”
Ilforte loosened his grip in Tesla’s hair, but didn’t get off.
“Say I’m awesome.”
Tesla groaned. “You’re awesome,” he mumbled.
Ilforte smiled smugly and left the room, cheerfully greeting a very amused Quinto Espada.
Tesla stood, wincing at the slight pain in his back and scalp. He stretched his muscles and looked and Nnoitra. “Hello, Nnoitra-sama,” he said wearily.
“What was that about?” he chuckled.
“Ilforte’s just a little sensitive.”
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