Public restroom rant
Ladies: How the hell do you pee on the seat? Not at the front where it would maybe make sense if you're a squatter, but halfway back on the seat. Seriously, are you standing and peeing and just hoping it lands in the bowl? And the pubes, sweet mother of god, what the fuck is with the pubes on the seat? If you can wipe your ass, you can wipe the seat.
Flushing: Why is it like a jet engine when it flushes? I swear I go fucking deaf when the toilet flushes - it's like a goddamn 757 in there. I mean, I know it's making sure everything goes down, but when I stand there and have to run away because water is literally splashing out of the bowl with the force, tone it down a notch, shit.
Water temp: Ok, I'm all for the automatic sinks where you don't have to touch anything or adjust the water temp or any of that, but why the fuck do they think we need to wash our hands with lava. Seriously, LAVA people. I mean, sure my hands will be squeaky clean from germs and bacteria because I won't have any skin left after it melts off. Do I need to be a burn victim before building maintenance will listen to my request to adjust the water temp?
That's all I got today.
Flushing: Why is it like a jet engine when it flushes? I swear I go fucking deaf when the toilet flushes - it's like a goddamn 757 in there. I mean, I know it's making sure everything goes down, but when I stand there and have to run away because water is literally splashing out of the bowl with the force, tone it down a notch, shit.
Water temp: Ok, I'm all for the automatic sinks where you don't have to touch anything or adjust the water temp or any of that, but why the fuck do they think we need to wash our hands with lava. Seriously, LAVA people. I mean, sure my hands will be squeaky clean from germs and bacteria because I won't have any skin left after it melts off. Do I need to be a burn victim before building maintenance will listen to my request to adjust the water temp?
That's all I got today.