My god, it's touching his ears!
Gentle Readers,
Lately I've been having those urges. You know the ones. Where you stand in front of the bathroom mirror holding buzzing clippers in your hand and wonder if you really should shave that stripe down the center of your head in kind of a reverse mohawk. So far it's been "should shave" and not "should've shaved" and that's good not just because of the atrocious grammar of the latter. It's really only a matter of time before Hair and Clippers meet and it's probably better for this to happen in a controlled fashion than by "accident" when I'm home alone with no one to talk me out of making bad choices.
Instead I'm going to let the internet suggest bad choices so I can act on the urge with full volition.
Poll Hair Peace!
Lately I've been having those urges. You know the ones. Where you stand in front of the bathroom mirror holding buzzing clippers in your hand and wonder if you really should shave that stripe down the center of your head in kind of a reverse mohawk. So far it's been "should shave" and not "should've shaved" and that's good not just because of the atrocious grammar of the latter. It's really only a matter of time before Hair and Clippers meet and it's probably better for this to happen in a controlled fashion than by "accident" when I'm home alone with no one to talk me out of making bad choices.
Instead I'm going to let the internet suggest bad choices so I can act on the urge with full volition.
Poll Hair Peace!