Nov 25, 2007 18:27
guys are dicks >.<
Body: One day a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better, so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach.
He makes the soup and sets everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape.
She eats the soup and watches the video.
Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he leaves and she breaks out the brownies.
She finishes them right as video tape was over, and right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blow job from her "best friend" and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix.
He looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped bitch."
Girls if you think this is FUCKED UP re post as: "Guys are dicks"
Guys if you would never do this to a girl repost as: "I Would Never Do This To My Girl"
AND IF U DON'T REPOST THIS UR GONNA DIE IN UR SLEEP TONIGHT
I guess I wont die in my sleep tonight either, because I had to repost that, it was too good not to.
Anyways... life's great... I was drunk every night this weekend from Thursday until Saturday night. ha. Um... Nothing new to say, so peace!