Here comes Cthulhu-Clause!

[j_puppy]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In May, I fed syxmaxwell to a Shoggoth (250 points). In September, I exposed phoenix_j to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In April, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In August, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). When the stars were right, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In February, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon tzi (65 points).

In short, I have been very good (615 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
J-puppy

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