stole this from J. i think its pretty funny.
1.COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
2.BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3.DON'T BE SILLY PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4.WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5.DON'T BE A LONER COVER YOUR BONER
6.YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
7.IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STACK IT GO HOME AND WHACK IT
8.IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9.IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10.IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER
11.SHE WONT BE SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK
12.IF YOU DO INTO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13.WHILE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS DRESS UP YOUYR PENIS
14.WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15.ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16.NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!!
2.BEFORE YOU ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER
3.DON'T BE SILLY PROTECT YOUR WILLY
4.WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT
5.DON'T BE A LONER COVER YOUR BONER
6.YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG
7.IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STACK IT GO HOME AND WHACK IT
8.IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY
9.IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10.IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER
11.SHE WONT BE SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK
12.IF YOU DO INTO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT
13.WHILE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS DRESS UP YOUYR PENIS
14.WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE
15.ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER
16.NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!!