When will I be loved?
Hi everyone. I'm Jordy Masterson, a.k.a younger brother of Chris and Danny Masterson, the successful actors in the family. But I won't let my bitterness bore you too much, cause I have lots of other stuff going on, too. For instance, I recently won a celebrity (Ha! See, I am somewhat important ;)) poker tournament, banking $100,000 for the Citizens Commission of Human Rights (I wanted to play for the Hot Stripper Moms charity, but my brothers forced me to play for CCHR), I once dated Hilary Duff (Why don't you love me anymore?) and I've guest-starred on That '70s Show, and not just because my brother stars in it, either. I auditioned under the alias of Elian Gonzalez (who would have thought that some kid with the same damn name would float in on a raft?) and won the part on my own. Thanks, mom.
But a big part of who I am relies on my insecurities about my brothers' fame. I mean, will I ever be mentioned in a blurb without Danny or Chris's names? I'm young, I'm talented, I'm a good lay lovable. I just want a little recognition. Is that asking too much?
I do have a right to be bitter:
I won, dammit! I won the $100,000, clealry I'm the best, but do I get a decent size picture in US weekly? NO! I get the little "Jan Brady isn't good enough' inset picture. Bastards.
Why am I always behind him or off to the side? Why???
Ok, enough for now. Friend me, cause I really am cool. Honest.
I'm just going to do the therapist suggested exercises and hug myself in front of the mirror now. Til later, yo.
P.S Lindsay Lohan, you're a total hottie. And I hate Hilary, too. Call me sometime. =D
But a big part of who I am relies on my insecurities about my brothers' fame. I mean, will I ever be mentioned in a blurb without Danny or Chris's names? I'm young, I'm talented, I'm a good lay lovable. I just want a little recognition. Is that asking too much?
I do have a right to be bitter:
I won, dammit! I won the $100,000, clealry I'm the best, but do I get a decent size picture in US weekly? NO! I get the little "Jan Brady isn't good enough' inset picture. Bastards.
Why am I always behind him or off to the side? Why???
Ok, enough for now. Friend me, cause I really am cool. Honest.
I'm just going to do the therapist suggested exercises and hug myself in front of the mirror now. Til later, yo.
P.S Lindsay Lohan, you're a total hottie. And I hate Hilary, too. Call me sometime. =D