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I turn 19 in less than three months. I remember how when I turned 18, everyone told me that it would all be downhill from there and before I knew it I'd be in my 40s, sitting in a barcalounger and weeping as I watched reruns of 'The George Lopez Show.' Well, truthfully, I already do that. But I think it has more to do with the writing than my age. Anyway...
I've made a list of things I want to accomplish by the time I'm thirty. I'll post a couple of my main goals but most of the list is private (who I want to nail, who I want to murder and such). Here goes:
1.) Star in a successful Carsey-Werner television series.
2.) Eat 50 WhiteCastle cheeseburgers in less than 10 minutes.
3.) Beat every single video game in existence. Even 'Sonic the Hedgehog'.
4.) Go on Oprah.
5.) Overthrow Oprah and become the new Queen of Daytime.
6.) Have as much money as Oprah.
7.) Get help for my obsession with Oprah.
8.) Reveal who really assassinated JFK.
9.) Learn how to say 'Fuck' in every language.
10.) Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
It might sound like a lot of work, but man, I've got a LOOOONG time before I turn thirty. =D
I've made a list of things I want to accomplish by the time I'm thirty. I'll post a couple of my main goals but most of the list is private (who I want to nail, who I want to murder and such). Here goes:
1.) Star in a successful Carsey-Werner television series.
2.) Eat 50 WhiteCastle cheeseburgers in less than 10 minutes.
3.) Beat every single video game in existence. Even 'Sonic the Hedgehog'.
4.) Go on Oprah.
5.) Overthrow Oprah and become the new Queen of Daytime.
6.) Have as much money as Oprah.
7.) Get help for my obsession with Oprah.
8.) Reveal who really assassinated JFK.
9.) Learn how to say 'Fuck' in every language.
10.) Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
It might sound like a lot of work, but man, I've got a LOOOONG time before I turn thirty. =D