Apr 14, 2004 11:25
Nora's gone on a health kick. She told me I'm fat and that I drink too much coffee. I think this is rediculous and there is no way in fucking hell I'm gonna choke down tofu! I like my meat and potatoes thank you very much!
She has me taking these horrible vitamins that taste like shit and make my urine flourescent. Do I really need to mention how scary that is? It looks like you're pissing a fucking hilighter! It's not bloody natural!
So, no coffee, no sugar, no real food! She cooked some kind of hippie pasta last night, tasted like cardboard. I'd like some real food please.
This also means no beer. Apparently it has too many carbohydrates. Thankfully, a friend told me Guinness has the same amount of carbs and calories as an equal amount of skim milk. Interesting, no?
I plan on having a night out with the lads and getting some proper food into my system.
I swear Nora has too much time on her hands and tries to think of new ways to make me miserable.