SIMS WORKS OMGWTFBBQ
So somehow the computer I had Sims on got its memory back. So I played Sims and took photos. These are they.
I saw this and could not believe that was what she was talking about, so I had to zoom in.
HOW DOES STEPHANIE KNOW WHAT WOO HOO IS
Great, now she knows for sure. Robbie is BANNED from ever speaking with Stephanie. And Sportacus needs to kick his ass for telling her about Woohoo.
And she just keeps going. Robbie's feeling a bit uncomfortable.
So he talks about makeup, confusing Stephanie. He also has quite a bit on at the moment.
So I guess they're friends.
I was hoping there would be lulz like last time. That was hilarious.
I waited, thinking a lowered relationship would be worth it.
But there wasn't any lulz or relationship detraction. Sportacus just whined a little and kept playing.
Oh well.
It actually went on for a while.
SPORTACUSSPORTACUSSPORTACUSSPORTACUS
I prettied up Robbie 2. The other one has less makeup, different lips, and different eyebrows.
It's relaxing to watch him paint. It's usually extra quiet.
Plus he has fun doing it. Even if his first painting only sold for $2. I think it was his inner woman or something, a stick figure with a green body and long red scribbles for hair with a flamingly magenta pink background.
SO MUCH FUN
FFFFFF I WANT TO TOUCH HIM
ALL RIGHT EXERCISE! wait
Cleanliness!
Just making sure.
OK, I'll stop.
Isn't all sex about a mutual mood boost?
Well it was SUPPOSED to boost their moods. I don't know why Robbie made this face after.
OH RIGHT while all that assgrabbing was going on I was also trying to get into this chick's pants. Nevermind that she's a teenager. ROBBIE DOES IT ANYWAY
"How do you feel about crime?"
"Burglars are AWESOME!"
"WE ARE FRIENDS"
They were made for each other. Not even kidding. BFFS.
And then she started talking really enthusiastically about how much she likes making out.
And Robbie's like, "Baby, you're looking at the master."
"And the first one's free." Love creepy neighbor Robbie.
And then it just got weird.
I think she likes him a little. But there's no kiss option or anything, soooooooo >:(
OH GOD HE GOT HER ALONE IN THE HOUSE
RAPIST RUN GIRL
NO SERIOUSLY
HOW DID THAT TRANSLATE TO BECOME BEST FRIENDS
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN
Hoping for lulz again.
He was pretty nice to her, even when she tried to punch him as hard as she could.
Since she's a teen, "as hard as she could" wasn't enough to hurt Robbie. She tried a few times, though.
Yeah, dancing!
Rocking out.
Umm, ok.
EVACUATE
So this is what getaway drivers look like in Sims 2. I guess they want to be as obvious as possible to...aid in...looking inconspicuous...and getting away...uncaught. Yeah.
I saw this and could not believe that was what she was talking about, so I had to zoom in.
HOW DOES STEPHANIE KNOW WHAT WOO HOO IS
Great, now she knows for sure. Robbie is BANNED from ever speaking with Stephanie. And Sportacus needs to kick his ass for telling her about Woohoo.
And she just keeps going. Robbie's feeling a bit uncomfortable.
So he talks about makeup, confusing Stephanie. He also has quite a bit on at the moment.
So I guess they're friends.
I was hoping there would be lulz like last time. That was hilarious.
I waited, thinking a lowered relationship would be worth it.
But there wasn't any lulz or relationship detraction. Sportacus just whined a little and kept playing.
Oh well.
It actually went on for a while.
SPORTACUSSPORTACUSSPORTACUSSPORTACUS
I prettied up Robbie 2. The other one has less makeup, different lips, and different eyebrows.
It's relaxing to watch him paint. It's usually extra quiet.
Plus he has fun doing it. Even if his first painting only sold for $2. I think it was his inner woman or something, a stick figure with a green body and long red scribbles for hair with a flamingly magenta pink background.
SO MUCH FUN
FFFFFF I WANT TO TOUCH HIM
ALL RIGHT EXERCISE! wait
Cleanliness!
Just making sure.
OK, I'll stop.
Isn't all sex about a mutual mood boost?
Well it was SUPPOSED to boost their moods. I don't know why Robbie made this face after.
OH RIGHT while all that assgrabbing was going on I was also trying to get into this chick's pants. Nevermind that she's a teenager. ROBBIE DOES IT ANYWAY
"How do you feel about crime?"
"Burglars are AWESOME!"
"WE ARE FRIENDS"
They were made for each other. Not even kidding. BFFS.
And then she started talking really enthusiastically about how much she likes making out.
And Robbie's like, "Baby, you're looking at the master."
"And the first one's free." Love creepy neighbor Robbie.
And then it just got weird.
I think she likes him a little. But there's no kiss option or anything, soooooooo >:(
OH GOD HE GOT HER ALONE IN THE HOUSE
RAPIST RUN GIRL
NO SERIOUSLY
HOW DID THAT TRANSLATE TO BECOME BEST FRIENDS
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN
Hoping for lulz again.
He was pretty nice to her, even when she tried to punch him as hard as she could.
Since she's a teen, "as hard as she could" wasn't enough to hurt Robbie. She tried a few times, though.
Yeah, dancing!
Rocking out.
Umm, ok.
EVACUATE
So this is what getaway drivers look like in Sims 2. I guess they want to be as obvious as possible to...aid in...looking inconspicuous...and getting away...uncaught. Yeah.