"Rules are type the answer to each question into Google Image Search, and pick a picture off the first page as your answer."
So Eva Mendes and the thing at the top of the cut aren't worksafe. Yeah. Warned.
Yeah, I'll cut this one, don't worry.
What is your name?
I was tempted to put this, though:
What state were you born in?
Hmm. Well, it's nice most of the time.
What decade were you born in ('70s, '80s, '90s)?
AWW yeah, old school!
What is your ethnicity?
I'm pretty white.
What color is your hair?
Hi, lovely. <3
What color are your eyes?
What is your favorite show?
Wait, you mean TV show? Uh, there are a lot that I like. This one's pretty fly:
What is your favorite movie?
BITCH PLEASE.
Also:
What is your favorite book?
SHIT. I KNEW this was going to come up. I can't choose one. I liked the cleverness of this one (even though it says reading level 5th grade...SHUT UP):
Do you have any crushes?
Yeah. But I'm not about to go googling their name. Here are some celebrity crushes of mine instead!
And so many more. How many do you know? :D MODERN celebrities? YOU CRAZY!
What is your favorite drink?
SO good.
What is your favorite food?
Not necessarily chocolate chip.
What is your favorite band/artist?
I'm not about to try and choose one. There are too many. No, not even a picture.
Where do you go to school and/or work?
Don't believe the picture, it looks like shit now b/c of all the construction.
What is your ideal profession and/or what do you want to be when you grow up?
Employed. HO HO HO! JOLLY GOOD ONE, I MUST SAY!
OK, seriously:
Yeah, I think that's pretty much what I look like when I write. Only I don't smoke.
What political party do you belong to?
Lastly, what do you want to say to the people reading?
Best butt ever.
Also I hate this shirt:
Peace out.