5000 Fingers
Dr. Seuss: Ah, my first musical is done! I can't wait to make another one! Let me just give this to the director...
Director: How do I shot web make movie?
Musical *gets severely messed up*
Director: PERFECT.
Dr. Seuss: Yeah, I don't want my name on this. Take it off.
Director: Then I will get all the glory! Hoo hoo hah hah hah!
Dr. Seuss: Oh man, this sucks. Forget writing another musical.
*50 years later*
Jacky: WHAT IS THIS DRUG TRIP UNIQUE FILM WITH THE FOXY STUD VILLANOUS CAD? Surely EVERYONE on crack must have seen this!
Everyone on crack and not on crack: What the hell are you talking about I've never even HEARD of this movie did you make it up or something?
Jacky: N-
Everyone: Leave me ALOOONE!
Jacky: Aw.
Dr. T: But I am so villanous and foxy!
Everyone: DON'T CARE.
Mrs. Collins: I'm really hot and possibly a cardboard cut-out. REALLY hot.
Everyone: Hmm.
Mr. Z: HURR HEY EVERYONE
Everyone *runs in terror*
Jacky: Oh damnit you ruin everything.
Mr. Z: HEY YOU WANNA HEAR ME SING AND MAKE CREEPY FACES?
Jacky: N-
Mr. Z: DREEAM STUUUFF, DREAM STU-
Jacky: Man this movie could be better.
And then, suddenly, green musicians! Dozens of them!
Director: How do I shot web make movie?
Musical *gets severely messed up*
Director: PERFECT.
Dr. Seuss: Yeah, I don't want my name on this. Take it off.
Director: Then I will get all the glory! Hoo hoo hah hah hah!
Dr. Seuss: Oh man, this sucks. Forget writing another musical.
*50 years later*
Jacky: WHAT IS THIS DRUG TRIP UNIQUE FILM WITH THE FOXY STUD VILLANOUS CAD? Surely EVERYONE on crack must have seen this!
Everyone on crack and not on crack: What the hell are you talking about I've never even HEARD of this movie did you make it up or something?
Jacky: N-
Everyone: Leave me ALOOONE!
Jacky: Aw.
Dr. T: But I am so villanous and foxy!
Everyone: DON'T CARE.
Mrs. Collins: I'm really hot and possibly a cardboard cut-out. REALLY hot.
Everyone: Hmm.
Mr. Z: HURR HEY EVERYONE
Everyone *runs in terror*
Jacky: Oh damnit you ruin everything.
Mr. Z: HEY YOU WANNA HEAR ME SING AND MAKE CREEPY FACES?
Jacky: N-
Mr. Z: DREEAM STUUUFF, DREAM STU-
Jacky: Man this movie could be better.
And then, suddenly, green musicians! Dozens of them!
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