more than you ever wanted to know about me
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you grew up on): fruzia hawthorne
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): i don't snack, i fucking eat charlie. or i don't snack, i fucking eat tadeusz.
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): idea hong min.
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): taragon krakow. or cilantro krakow. i like food too much.
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): szmatka chicago (? i don't really 'party')
6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): j. gro
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): diet coke water
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): puppy lincoln-way
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): i don't snack, i fucking eat whiskey sour
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): lee hawthorne
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): chocolate mercury
“When I Was Little” survey:
1. What did you wish your name was?
um kristina maybe? i named my pillow kristina, so we'll go with that
2. Did you have an imaginary friend?
i had a brother and sister that were about my age. so i didn't need one.
3. If yes, what was his/her name?
no
4. Did you want to get married?
um actually i wanted to marry my brother because i wanted to keep my last name. but uh, yeah. gross.
5. How many kids did you want to have?
i dunno. i didn't really think about that when i was little?
6. What did you want their names to be?
i'll just say kristina.
7. What kind of a perfect life did you want to live?
um i think i wanted to be an ice skater.
8. What kind of house do you want to live in?
i also don't think i thought of that when i was little. but my first house had the awesomest green shag carpet!
9. Did you play with dolls or army toys?
both probably
10. What was your most favorite toys?
haha this question is fucking hilarious. easy bake oven.
11. Who was your childhood hero?
umm jem!
12. What was your favorite article of clothing?
i had this really awesome lavender sweatshirt.
13. Who did you want to be like when you grew up?
uhh i don't remember.
14. What did you want to be when you grew up?
an ice skater i think.
15. Who were some of your best friends?
nida prukpitikul
16. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?
uh i remember i fell into a bush and broke my fingers.
17. How did you feel?
hurty.
18. What was your favorite food?
probably spaghetti. it's still all i eat.
19. Who was your favorite baby-sitter?
um her name was jenny, too . . . she was our next door neighbor and the only babysitter i remember.
20. What did you think it would be like to drive a car?
i think that when i was a child i developed my fear of falling out of moving vehicles.
21. Did you ever own anything that had to do with My little ponies, Rainbow Brite or G.I Joes?
um, duh, of course i did. rainbow brite sheets! haha, melissa thinks they made her gay!
22. Did you play with Barbie and Ken dolls?
um, duh, of course i did.
23. Did you play with baby dolls?
you know what i just thought of?! those doggies that you buy that have puppies in them! my sister got one that had four! and mine was pink! but i probably did play with baby dolls . . . and cabbage patch kids.
24. Did you ever have one of those play kitchens?
easy bake oven!
25. Did you ever own a Cozy Coupe?
uhh maybe.
26. Do you remember shows like, Ducktales, Tale Spin, Gummi Bears or Lunch Box?
FUNNY THAT YOU ASK. i have distinct memories of watching duck tales dubbed in polish because when i was a little kid i didn't know english and that's all we had to watch.
27. Did you ever own a power wheels car?
uh if i didn't, then my brother did.
28. Did you ever watch the show "Puff the Magic Dragon?"
i don't think so.
29. Who was your favorite pet?
um fruzia! was the only pet i had when i was little. aside from the birds and bunnies i liberated while trying to let them go on 'walks.'
30. Did you ever believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?
yeah, the easter bunny was awesome.
31. If yes, who did you think the santas and easter bunnies at the mall were?
um, i didn't go to the mall.
32. How did you feel when you learned how to tie your shoes finally?
i think i learned how to tie my shoes way late. i have specific memories of 2nd grade when i asked nida (see question 15 above) to tie my shoes for me.
33. Did you ever have one of those slap-on wristbands?
um, hello? of course i did.
34. Did you ever wear stick-on earrings?
yeah.
35. Write down one specific memory that you have never forgotten of your childhood:
the only memory i have of my mom and dad together was in the kitchen at my mom's old house when he threw a cheesecake at her.
and p.s. cold isn't really a mood.
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): i don't snack, i fucking eat charlie. or i don't snack, i fucking eat tadeusz.
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): idea hong min.
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): taragon krakow. or cilantro krakow. i like food too much.
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): szmatka chicago (? i don't really 'party')
6. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): j. gro
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): diet coke water
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): puppy lincoln-way
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): i don't snack, i fucking eat whiskey sour
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): lee hawthorne
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): chocolate mercury
“When I Was Little” survey:
1. What did you wish your name was?
um kristina maybe? i named my pillow kristina, so we'll go with that
2. Did you have an imaginary friend?
i had a brother and sister that were about my age. so i didn't need one.
3. If yes, what was his/her name?
no
4. Did you want to get married?
um actually i wanted to marry my brother because i wanted to keep my last name. but uh, yeah. gross.
5. How many kids did you want to have?
i dunno. i didn't really think about that when i was little?
6. What did you want their names to be?
i'll just say kristina.
7. What kind of a perfect life did you want to live?
um i think i wanted to be an ice skater.
8. What kind of house do you want to live in?
i also don't think i thought of that when i was little. but my first house had the awesomest green shag carpet!
9. Did you play with dolls or army toys?
both probably
10. What was your most favorite toys?
haha this question is fucking hilarious. easy bake oven.
11. Who was your childhood hero?
umm jem!
12. What was your favorite article of clothing?
i had this really awesome lavender sweatshirt.
13. Who did you want to be like when you grew up?
uhh i don't remember.
14. What did you want to be when you grew up?
an ice skater i think.
15. Who were some of your best friends?
nida prukpitikul
16. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?
uh i remember i fell into a bush and broke my fingers.
17. How did you feel?
hurty.
18. What was your favorite food?
probably spaghetti. it's still all i eat.
19. Who was your favorite baby-sitter?
um her name was jenny, too . . . she was our next door neighbor and the only babysitter i remember.
20. What did you think it would be like to drive a car?
i think that when i was a child i developed my fear of falling out of moving vehicles.
21. Did you ever own anything that had to do with My little ponies, Rainbow Brite or G.I Joes?
um, duh, of course i did. rainbow brite sheets! haha, melissa thinks they made her gay!
22. Did you play with Barbie and Ken dolls?
um, duh, of course i did.
23. Did you play with baby dolls?
you know what i just thought of?! those doggies that you buy that have puppies in them! my sister got one that had four! and mine was pink! but i probably did play with baby dolls . . . and cabbage patch kids.
24. Did you ever have one of those play kitchens?
easy bake oven!
25. Did you ever own a Cozy Coupe?
uhh maybe.
26. Do you remember shows like, Ducktales, Tale Spin, Gummi Bears or Lunch Box?
FUNNY THAT YOU ASK. i have distinct memories of watching duck tales dubbed in polish because when i was a little kid i didn't know english and that's all we had to watch.
27. Did you ever own a power wheels car?
uh if i didn't, then my brother did.
28. Did you ever watch the show "Puff the Magic Dragon?"
i don't think so.
29. Who was your favorite pet?
um fruzia! was the only pet i had when i was little. aside from the birds and bunnies i liberated while trying to let them go on 'walks.'
30. Did you ever believe in Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny?
yeah, the easter bunny was awesome.
31. If yes, who did you think the santas and easter bunnies at the mall were?
um, i didn't go to the mall.
32. How did you feel when you learned how to tie your shoes finally?
i think i learned how to tie my shoes way late. i have specific memories of 2nd grade when i asked nida (see question 15 above) to tie my shoes for me.
33. Did you ever have one of those slap-on wristbands?
um, hello? of course i did.
34. Did you ever wear stick-on earrings?
yeah.
35. Write down one specific memory that you have never forgotten of your childhood:
the only memory i have of my mom and dad together was in the kitchen at my mom's old house when he threw a cheesecake at her.
and p.s. cold isn't really a mood.