i did not oped my car door into my face

[j_fish]

i got in a huge fish with sexy, that is how i got my black eye. if you dont believe me ask her about it.

i got my car though and besides the fact that it smells like ass mixed with cinnamon it is amazing. it was love at first sight. it is still in need of a name and i dont think that the breakfast nook is going to cut it.

i neeed a hippo icon.

the one and only
~~Hippo~~