Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I stole
la_hereicome's purse (-30 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for
dead_zoner (-10 points). Last Tuesday I gave
take_this_curve a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (296 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
j_e_n_n_i_f_e_r