Sep 03, 2006 05:02
i went to my neighbors party for their friend who happend to be in KA frat which sucks a fat dick. there was a stripper which was fuckin sweet and i got a lap dance and put money in her thong....SWEEEEEETTTT... but anyways a couple of a million drinks later i meet the best dude ever named Miles, who i have heard aboujt through emilie and i sat on a hammock with him for like 2 houjrs bc we kept telling people to bring us drinks and we got fuckked up.... but then our friend grant started pushing us and we fuckin fell after 2 hours and ate shit but i culd only lay there and laugh bc i was having so much fun anyways...... here is the best part
TODDS:
Collared button up shirts- either long sleeved button ups or polos.
Bright colored old men shorts....fitting above the knees only please
a baseball cap of the FSU or Fraternatity design
sunglasses, yes thats right, sunglasses at night with the fuckin neckband incase you lose those gay mother fuckers
boat shoes....or fuckin puss-shoes
i hate them i hate them i hate them....pigs pigs pigs..... i was holding Grants snake the owner of the house and these faggot-asses started telling me that i didnt know what i was doing and the snake was gonna bite me....i was fucked up and cant take shit from douches of that caliber so i fuckin went off and started bitching them out on the lines of "fuck you, dont ever tell me what i can and cannot do bitchass dick" these kids just acted like they were such superior men that it made me sick. i fuckin hate frats for reasons like that, they were pig ass bitches that thought i was stupid like any other bitch and i fuckin told them off and shoved that shit up their gay-assholes......
i hate fraternaties and sororities ( minus a few of my friend that are in them: mauricio and fabio, mike c, sammy p, jake, andnnnnnn whoever.
but fuck everyone else