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I am really bad when it comes to procrastinating. I will tell myself two weeks in advance "Hey, I think I'll post." Then I go through the process of starting the update. I open Semagic, stare blankly for a minute or so, then exit. Two days later I will return with the same intent, to update. I stare for about 5 minutes before I give up. Repeat this process until Elijah pretty much starts yelling at me for not updating and then threatens to only update about music from this point on. At this point, I force myself into motivation and update.
Nip/Tuck is one of my favorite shows on TV. Actually, FX is a really good network in general. Anyway, tonight I was watching the show. I've missed the past couple episodes because I'm filmiing a movie in Oregon, but I'm not going to get too much into the business side of things tonight. Famke was on tonight and she looked absolutely stunning. It really took my breath away. She gets prettier every time I look at her. We have kept in touch since The Faculty was filmed. I want you all to remember that I was in The Faculty with Usher before he was big and badass, so if he doesn't remember me now he's in deep shit. By the way, I was his chick on the side. It's not just one, we're having quadruplets. Just kidding, Elijah - don't get mad.
Speaking of Elijah, Claire Forlani please keep a 50 foot distance between the two of you. I may not come around every night and I may not update my journal while being possessive all the time but I am still his girlfriend. I am usually very flexible about people hitting on my boyfriend. Christina and Natalie do it all the time as does everyone else on LiveJournal but the percentage of people who get angry when he doesn't actually want to sleep with them is very slim. Maintain your distance.
This is a shitty update. I apologize.
Nip/Tuck is one of my favorite shows on TV. Actually, FX is a really good network in general. Anyway, tonight I was watching the show. I've missed the past couple episodes because I'm filmiing a movie in Oregon, but I'm not going to get too much into the business side of things tonight. Famke was on tonight and she looked absolutely stunning. It really took my breath away. She gets prettier every time I look at her. We have kept in touch since The Faculty was filmed. I want you all to remember that I was in The Faculty with Usher before he was big and badass, so if he doesn't remember me now he's in deep shit. By the way, I was his chick on the side. It's not just one, we're having quadruplets. Just kidding, Elijah - don't get mad.
Speaking of Elijah, Claire Forlani please keep a 50 foot distance between the two of you. I may not come around every night and I may not update my journal while being possessive all the time but I am still his girlfriend. I am usually very flexible about people hitting on my boyfriend. Christina and Natalie do it all the time as does everyone else on LiveJournal but the percentage of people who get angry when he doesn't actually want to sleep with them is very slim. Maintain your distance.
This is a shitty update. I apologize.