I'm fucking bored.
Here's a list of things I need:
1. A car.
2. A license.
3. A job.
4. Glasses.
5. Jeans.
6. My hair done.
7. Sneakers.
8. Flip-flops.
9. A new computer.
10. A roommate.
11. Raymond to call me.
12. Some money.
13. Printer paper.
14. Ink for the printer
Here's a list of the things I can actually get:
1. a pack of gum.
2. a bus ride (I got a pass, lmao)
3. A meal from Burger King.
4. lip gloss.
5. a scrunchy
6. a side salad from Wendy's...well anything from the dollar menu.
7. a phone call from Jaqueobouris or Adam.
8. a snickers
Of course not ALL of that stuff...only some. It would break the bank.
You all won't believe the bullshit of last night/early AM over here. Ok...so this motherscratcher (cutting back on my profanity) that I used to be so in love with (Ferdinand) called me at midnight last night from some phone number that I didn't know...so since it's midnight and I'm SLEEPING I didn't answer the phone so he called, and called, and called until I finally answered. Now I told y'all this bastard has a fricking girlfriend...so why is he CALLING ME?!?! He called to ask me for money. He used to do that shit back when we were in high school and because I was soooo in love with him I used to give him a lot of money. My mom thought I was on drugs and that was so embarassing for me. But anyway as I was saying...this bastard asked me for money telling me he was stranded in Princeton and he was going to catch a ride to my house. ok. Ferdinand at my house after midnight means he wants sex. HELL NO YOU AIN'T CATCHING NO RIDE TO MY HOUSE!!!
A. I'm broke as hell.
B. I can't stand you anymore.
C. You have a rich white girlfriend! Ask that bitch for some gotdamn money.
D. Did I mention I can't stand him and that white ho?!?!
So now he's mad at me. I got too much crap to worry about. I'm stressing over Raymond calling me back. I'm stressing over being dishonest to Jay. I'm stressing over not having any money!!! I'm fucking STRESSED OUT and I wish everyone would just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. A car.
2. A license.
3. A job.
4. Glasses.
5. Jeans.
6. My hair done.
7. Sneakers.
8. Flip-flops.
9. A new computer.
10. A roommate.
11. Raymond to call me.
12. Some money.
13. Printer paper.
14. Ink for the printer
Here's a list of the things I can actually get:
1. a pack of gum.
2. a bus ride (I got a pass, lmao)
3. A meal from Burger King.
4. lip gloss.
5. a scrunchy
6. a side salad from Wendy's...well anything from the dollar menu.
7. a phone call from Jaqueobouris or Adam.
8. a snickers
Of course not ALL of that stuff...only some. It would break the bank.
You all won't believe the bullshit of last night/early AM over here. Ok...so this motherscratcher (cutting back on my profanity) that I used to be so in love with (Ferdinand) called me at midnight last night from some phone number that I didn't know...so since it's midnight and I'm SLEEPING I didn't answer the phone so he called, and called, and called until I finally answered. Now I told y'all this bastard has a fricking girlfriend...so why is he CALLING ME?!?! He called to ask me for money. He used to do that shit back when we were in high school and because I was soooo in love with him I used to give him a lot of money. My mom thought I was on drugs and that was so embarassing for me. But anyway as I was saying...this bastard asked me for money telling me he was stranded in Princeton and he was going to catch a ride to my house. ok. Ferdinand at my house after midnight means he wants sex. HELL NO YOU AIN'T CATCHING NO RIDE TO MY HOUSE!!!
A. I'm broke as hell.
B. I can't stand you anymore.
C. You have a rich white girlfriend! Ask that bitch for some gotdamn money.
D. Did I mention I can't stand him and that white ho?!?!
So now he's mad at me. I got too much crap to worry about. I'm stressing over Raymond calling me back. I'm stressing over being dishonest to Jay. I'm stressing over not having any money!!! I'm fucking STRESSED OUT and I wish everyone would just LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!