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Outside of work, some guy came up as said to me, "This is going to be a weird question, but when you were going through puberty, did your nipples ever hurt?" Apparently, he was having a discussion with some friends and they were trying to tell him that he was weird for having those symptoms. I told him I still haven't gone through puberty. You can tell by my handsome Tom Selleck-like mustache (look closely):
