So where were we...
So I was talking about something or other..
Last night was my friend Mo's birthday party, at Wicked Willies, down on Bleecker. Karaoke was involved, as was usual with Mo.
Things we learned from most recent karaoke:
1) the 2 to 3 drunken dudes destroying a song to be cool? Not cool. Sing a song, suck if you are going to suck, go punk rock, but purposefully being bad to mock the experience? Phail
2) The girl who gets up to sing with her man, but let's him do all the singing? Phail. Girl, you got the pipes, sing. If not, leave the man up there. No ladies will steal him from you during the country song he's singing.
3) Ah... the next step in drinking strategy.
I may have said previously, I have a drinking strategy. 2 Drinks, 4 Drinks, More Drinks.
Simply put, before a social occasion, I determine how many drinks I will have.
2- to be social. Best for work events where you have to put effort in,but must maintain control. ( Also for work, follow the rule: If everyone is drinking, drink it up, but never be the drunkest person at the work party)
4- when you can enjoy yourself, when being a little pissed aint an issue
More Drinks- when you need 'em.
Now, you can't go halfway. You break 2, you have to go to 4. You break 4, you have to go to more. You have to make conscious choices, all the more so the more you drink.
But last night, I came upon a new stage. More than more. When you are boozing. No, really boozing
DEMI MORE DRINKS. ( or Dudely Moore, seeing as how he was the famed one for his drinking. But Demi is a hotter mess.)
So at the start of the night, 2,4,More, or DEMI MORE!!!
Plan accordingly.
Oh, and Last night... well, I had work the next day, so you guess.
Last night was my friend Mo's birthday party, at Wicked Willies, down on Bleecker. Karaoke was involved, as was usual with Mo.
Things we learned from most recent karaoke:
1) the 2 to 3 drunken dudes destroying a song to be cool? Not cool. Sing a song, suck if you are going to suck, go punk rock, but purposefully being bad to mock the experience? Phail
2) The girl who gets up to sing with her man, but let's him do all the singing? Phail. Girl, you got the pipes, sing. If not, leave the man up there. No ladies will steal him from you during the country song he's singing.
3) Ah... the next step in drinking strategy.
I may have said previously, I have a drinking strategy. 2 Drinks, 4 Drinks, More Drinks.
Simply put, before a social occasion, I determine how many drinks I will have.
2- to be social. Best for work events where you have to put effort in,but must maintain control. ( Also for work, follow the rule: If everyone is drinking, drink it up, but never be the drunkest person at the work party)
4- when you can enjoy yourself, when being a little pissed aint an issue
More Drinks- when you need 'em.
Now, you can't go halfway. You break 2, you have to go to 4. You break 4, you have to go to more. You have to make conscious choices, all the more so the more you drink.
But last night, I came upon a new stage. More than more. When you are boozing. No, really boozing
DEMI MORE DRINKS. ( or Dudely Moore, seeing as how he was the famed one for his drinking. But Demi is a hotter mess.)
So at the start of the night, 2,4,More, or DEMI MORE!!!
Plan accordingly.
Oh, and Last night... well, I had work the next day, so you guess.