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[j_beattie]

Elizabeth Bathory bathed in blood. She was a lunatic, a sociopath and a murderer, but above all she was an insecure woman. Historians say that in a fit of rage she attacked a servant girl spilling the young woman's blood onto her hand. She was certain that her skin, which had been spotted in blood, now appeared to have a more youthful glow. This

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[shannen_d]

So when do you slit your throat and let others bathe in it? I want front row seats for it.

[j_beattie]

The same day that I stab you in the chest as my human scarifice to Lucifer.

[shannen_d]

Why would you stab me?

[j_beattie]

To gain my rewards in hell or because I like you as much as jock itch.

[shannen_d]

It's nice of you to let everyone know you have jock itch. You should have yourself treated for crabs.

[j_beattie]

It's nice that you let your partners know when you've given them STD's.

[shannen_d]

I'm glad you wrote partners.

[j_beattie]

How else would you get crabs?

[shannen_d]

With a net.

[j_beattie]

Actually they use traps and bait.

[shannen_d]

You know all about bait.

[j_beattie]

I know about a lot of things.

[shannen_d]

Do you?

[j_beattie]

nice keywords. mmhmm, just ask.

[shannen_d]

You did want me to flirt right?

lick?

[j_beattie]

yes but no one is forcing you.