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Last night was HILARITY once again.
I tequila'd that shit like no other.
The pub was pretty awesome. There was a dresscode and they almost didn't let me in because I was wearing ripped jeans. I was like HELLO BROTHA I look better than any guy here, which I did. Except that one short guy. He was hot. Too bad he was short.
I danced all effing night with my bitches. Michelle and I got nasty onm the dance floor.
OH some guy was totally grinding me all night. I didn't get to see his face though -- he was always behind me *cough cough* Lauren said he was hot though. I shoulda tapped that shit.
After that Lauren and I cabbed with Michelle and Ashley to Ashley's. Lauren and I walked to A&W and walked through the drive through. It was fucking hilarious. Some buddy walked up and joined us. We walked halfway to Lauren's when we called Ness and got a cab to her house.
Smoked the hugest of blunts and I passed out a few times and slept in Ness's bed with some Alex chick while everyone partied until 8am.
Oh yeah! I saw Chantelle's vagina on the skytrain HAHA.
I'm at Laura's right now. We're making kraft dinner and watching Never been kissed. I look so haggard.
Tonight Lauren's coming over and we're watching Desperate housewives and Grey's anatomy. If that bitch don't ditch. HOLLA! I'm so black.
OH Laura's dad walked into her room this morning and she had a guy in bed. Her dad left and didnt come back for over an hour. Anyway, my point. While he was gone I came over so we just pretended it was me in bed and now shes not in trouble haha.
I wore her pumps for a while last night. I effing rocked that shit.
I'm so ghetto today.
Oh I think I'm interested in someone and I don't even know why. I'll just say I'm intriuged, but we all know me. I NEVER make the first move so nothing will probably happen. Oh well.. Well.. we'll see. ;-)
bitches -- chocolate milk is the shit.
OH YEAH! While I was on the island I saw Diana. She's blonde now. She is so fucking gorgeous I could die. If I could choose one person to ever be the mother of my children it would be her. Not only is she beautiful, but her personality is so charasmatic, so full of life.. so perfect. Eeeee love of my life.
I want peanut butter cups.
I can't stop picturing Lauren lying in the rain calling her name. AHAHAHAHA. Fuckin' tard.
In short -- I love Vancouver. I love living with Jen. I love hanging out with my lesbians and bisexuals and heteros. I love Sabina. I love Lana. I love Laura (BBHP). I love it!
I gotta go though, Laura wants me to wear her wedges.
I tequila'd that shit like no other.
The pub was pretty awesome. There was a dresscode and they almost didn't let me in because I was wearing ripped jeans. I was like HELLO BROTHA I look better than any guy here, which I did. Except that one short guy. He was hot. Too bad he was short.
I danced all effing night with my bitches. Michelle and I got nasty onm the dance floor.
OH some guy was totally grinding me all night. I didn't get to see his face though -- he was always behind me *cough cough* Lauren said he was hot though. I shoulda tapped that shit.
After that Lauren and I cabbed with Michelle and Ashley to Ashley's. Lauren and I walked to A&W and walked through the drive through. It was fucking hilarious. Some buddy walked up and joined us. We walked halfway to Lauren's when we called Ness and got a cab to her house.
Smoked the hugest of blunts and I passed out a few times and slept in Ness's bed with some Alex chick while everyone partied until 8am.
Oh yeah! I saw Chantelle's vagina on the skytrain HAHA.
I'm at Laura's right now. We're making kraft dinner and watching Never been kissed. I look so haggard.
Tonight Lauren's coming over and we're watching Desperate housewives and Grey's anatomy. If that bitch don't ditch. HOLLA! I'm so black.
OH Laura's dad walked into her room this morning and she had a guy in bed. Her dad left and didnt come back for over an hour. Anyway, my point. While he was gone I came over so we just pretended it was me in bed and now shes not in trouble haha.
I wore her pumps for a while last night. I effing rocked that shit.
I'm so ghetto today.
Oh I think I'm interested in someone and I don't even know why. I'll just say I'm intriuged, but we all know me. I NEVER make the first move so nothing will probably happen. Oh well.. Well.. we'll see. ;-)
bitches -- chocolate milk is the shit.
OH YEAH! While I was on the island I saw Diana. She's blonde now. She is so fucking gorgeous I could die. If I could choose one person to ever be the mother of my children it would be her. Not only is she beautiful, but her personality is so charasmatic, so full of life.. so perfect. Eeeee love of my life.
I want peanut butter cups.
I can't stop picturing Lauren lying in the rain calling her name. AHAHAHAHA. Fuckin' tard.
In short -- I love Vancouver. I love living with Jen. I love hanging out with my lesbians and bisexuals and heteros. I love Sabina. I love Lana. I love Laura (BBHP). I love it!
I gotta go though, Laura wants me to wear her wedges.