this was to good and i had to steal it

Aug 26, 2005 14:42

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always
got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It
had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to
me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and
couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled
off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door,
and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my
entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car

thanks brwnxeyedxgrl
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