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Guy named Matt from my Chem Recitation: So what do you want to major in when you get out of high school?
Me: Pharmacy.
Matt: Ah, I see, you want to deal drugs.
Me: Well... I guess that is technically it.
Matt: Man, I tried to deal drugs once, but I got caught.
Me: .... are you serious?
Matt: Yeah, it was totally gay. I got busted with like, 20 grams of pot.
Me: -busting into laughter-
Matt: I didn't really WANT to sell drugs though. I just wanted to smoke them all.
Ryan, our TA, and the leader of this class: Wow, was this recent?
And the conversation continues. While I bust out laughing.
Me: Pharmacy.
Matt: Ah, I see, you want to deal drugs.
Me: Well... I guess that is technically it.
Matt: Man, I tried to deal drugs once, but I got caught.
Me: .... are you serious?
Matt: Yeah, it was totally gay. I got busted with like, 20 grams of pot.
Me: -busting into laughter-
Matt: I didn't really WANT to sell drugs though. I just wanted to smoke them all.
Ryan, our TA, and the leader of this class: Wow, was this recent?
And the conversation continues. While I bust out laughing.