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Title: RAM DAM THIS BAM BAM
Summary: Kitten is fed up with evil justing. Now he gonna die!
IMA KILL YOU! kitten types on the computer. She's just been bombarded by the evilness of justin and he goin DOWN!
Justin is quick to respond with an epic sex song which is meant to seduce kitten so she tells him to "FUCK OFF!" and then invites him to dinner.
When justin shows up in his underpants, thinking that he can torture kitten with his scary stalking words like the ones he sent to her online before he was banned, he notices that everything is....well, red. Like dead red. And over his head he can hear the musical sounds of 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead'.
"Um...yeah kitten what up?"
Kitten is wearing this like, weird sexy jumpsuit when she arrives to dinner from her magical time machine.
"Hey Justin. I know what you want. Well, I've been thinkin it over and I've decided, I'm gonna give you just what you deserve"
She whips out this really long knife with strawberries attached to it that have been laced with a poison so deadly that it will burn the person but won't kill them. Oh no, slow and painful is kitten's style. So he doesn't think twice about it and sucks those berries down. It's only when he starts grabbing his stomach in pain does he realize her actual intent is not to seduce but to kill.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"DING DONG DING DONG, TOUCH ALONG MY DING DONG, THAT WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!" she cries, stabbing him with the knife. She takes care in her rage not to damage the heart which she'll auction off ebay.
His blood is leaking along the red red room floor but something tells kitten a knife is just child's play.
"HA!"
Kitten runs off merrily cause this is evil after all and comes back with a chainsaw.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE CHAINSAW! SAVE MY GENITALS!"
"OH NO!" she says hacking them off.
By this time he's basically dead but not all the way dead so kitten takes a picture and uploads it. Then she heaves him out the window and into a hole and he's dead.
THE END