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WHY THE FANS DON'T WRITE FOR SUPERNATURAL
Idea by myself and honeyrose
A few weeks ago, Eric had decided that the best way to bring in more fans was to have some of them come in and write a special episode for them to film. He didn't really consider what those idea's might be.
"Why did we agree to this?" Jensen asked.
"Because they're your fans and they support you. You're doing it"
They set up the scene in which Sam and Dean were supposed to be in bar when a demon crashes through the side.
"Jensen, I just want you to know that this is in no way a reflection of my personal feelings for you" Jared says as he takes his position.
"Ok...AND ACTION!"
They're at the bar. Dean like usual is trying to pick up a hot chick and like usual, Sam is getting jealous but won't actually admit anything because supernatural just doesn't cater to those types of ideas. When it's his cue, Jared walks over to stand beside Jensen and starts giving out the attitude.
"Fuck Dean, can't you just for once in your life not flirt around with every girl in sight? We have an apocalypse going on for christ's sake!"
"All the more reason to play before we die Sammy"
Dean turns back to the girl who is too dumb to get that Sam's in love with Dean and too stupid to walk away from a man who's so clearly ignoring her.
"So what do you say we go back to your place and I'll bake ya a little muffin?"
The girl, being dumb and only on the show for a possible sex scene, giggles sweetly and accepts his offer. Which is when Sam finally looses it and punches her out.
"What the hell dude?"
"Dean, we've been on the road together for 5 years. I'm fed up with your constant one night stands. I'm in love with you. In fact I'm so in love with you that I want you to this for me."
Sam reaches over the bar and pulls out a corn cob.
"Dean, I want you to butter my corn"
Which is when the demon crashes the side of the buiding. Dean whips out a gun {where he's been hiding it is anyone's guess as he's wearing his sexy skin tight sparkle jeans} and sets to aim.
"BLAST IT!" Sam screams at him
Dean is about to but suddenly gets confused.
"SHIT! DO I BLAST THE CORN OR THE DEMON?"
"THE DEMON DEAN, THE DEMON! NOW!"
Dean fires at the demon and it's vanquished in a stream of smoke.
The final scene shows Dean in the shower scrubbing off his arms and stomach since that's the only thing the network will allow to show when it comes to nudity. Sam is sitting on the bed in classic ponder mode, taking glaces at the bathroom door. He stands up and went next we see him, he's clad only in a towel and he's walking into the bathroom. Dean turns to him and is startled but not really that surprised.
"What are you doing here?"
Sam slips the towel off, climbs in and looks at him.
"I want you to butter my corn"
They stand there staring for a few minutes, lean it to kiss and just when their lips are about to touch, the scene is done and the show is over.
"Alright boys! excellent job!" Kripke says, giving them a pat on the back.
As soon as the set is clear, Jared moves to head back to the costume trailer when Jensen stops him.
"Don't"
"Huh? What the heck are you talking about?"
"I um....that scene, when you held the corn...I really want to try that out with you. Please put your erom on me"
Jared smiles and they finally FINALLY have their first kiss.
-THE END
Idea by myself and honeyrose
A few weeks ago, Eric had decided that the best way to bring in more fans was to have some of them come in and write a special episode for them to film. He didn't really consider what those idea's might be.
"Why did we agree to this?" Jensen asked.
"Because they're your fans and they support you. You're doing it"
They set up the scene in which Sam and Dean were supposed to be in bar when a demon crashes through the side.
"Jensen, I just want you to know that this is in no way a reflection of my personal feelings for you" Jared says as he takes his position.
"Ok...AND ACTION!"
They're at the bar. Dean like usual is trying to pick up a hot chick and like usual, Sam is getting jealous but won't actually admit anything because supernatural just doesn't cater to those types of ideas. When it's his cue, Jared walks over to stand beside Jensen and starts giving out the attitude.
"Fuck Dean, can't you just for once in your life not flirt around with every girl in sight? We have an apocalypse going on for christ's sake!"
"All the more reason to play before we die Sammy"
Dean turns back to the girl who is too dumb to get that Sam's in love with Dean and too stupid to walk away from a man who's so clearly ignoring her.
"So what do you say we go back to your place and I'll bake ya a little muffin?"
The girl, being dumb and only on the show for a possible sex scene, giggles sweetly and accepts his offer. Which is when Sam finally looses it and punches her out.
"What the hell dude?"
"Dean, we've been on the road together for 5 years. I'm fed up with your constant one night stands. I'm in love with you. In fact I'm so in love with you that I want you to this for me."
Sam reaches over the bar and pulls out a corn cob.
"Dean, I want you to butter my corn"
Which is when the demon crashes the side of the buiding. Dean whips out a gun {where he's been hiding it is anyone's guess as he's wearing his sexy skin tight sparkle jeans} and sets to aim.
"BLAST IT!" Sam screams at him
Dean is about to but suddenly gets confused.
"SHIT! DO I BLAST THE CORN OR THE DEMON?"
"THE DEMON DEAN, THE DEMON! NOW!"
Dean fires at the demon and it's vanquished in a stream of smoke.
The final scene shows Dean in the shower scrubbing off his arms and stomach since that's the only thing the network will allow to show when it comes to nudity. Sam is sitting on the bed in classic ponder mode, taking glaces at the bathroom door. He stands up and went next we see him, he's clad only in a towel and he's walking into the bathroom. Dean turns to him and is startled but not really that surprised.
"What are you doing here?"
Sam slips the towel off, climbs in and looks at him.
"I want you to butter my corn"
They stand there staring for a few minutes, lean it to kiss and just when their lips are about to touch, the scene is done and the show is over.
"Alright boys! excellent job!" Kripke says, giving them a pat on the back.
As soon as the set is clear, Jared moves to head back to the costume trailer when Jensen stops him.
"Don't"
"Huh? What the heck are you talking about?"
"I um....that scene, when you held the corn...I really want to try that out with you. Please put your erom on me"
Jared smiles and they finally FINALLY have their first kiss.
-THE END