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A/N: So this is just a little story where me and some friends I have on FB decide to kill some SPN fans. Please don't take it seriously though.
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"WE HAVE TO KILL THE SPN FANS!" Beka screams in Cory's ear.
"What with the what what?" Cory asks.
"GAH! These fucking spn fans won't shut the fuck up about J2's weddings! We have to kill them!"
"Ok"
Beka and Cory run off into the wilderness until they come upon a run down looking house by the edge of a silver stream.
"I thought we were killing the spn fans" Cory says.
"Dude we so are, but we need like, loads more help and a really kickass weapon like a flame thrower"
Cory does this thing where he wants to open the door to the house cause it's a fanfiction so he won't actually get in trouble for this but at the same time, he's hesitating to turn it because he's thinking that just maybe, Beka will murder him if he turns it which just doesn't make any sense.
"You're not gonna kill me are you?" he asks Beka.
"Cory of course not. You're my Cors! My Cors light! My Cory the story! I can't kill you"
Beka gives him a hugs and forces him to go in the door where the first thing they see is Hannah and Trisha each sitting in their own rocking chairs, knitting very long scarves.
"Hello" Trisha says in a creepy voice with a creepy look as she she creepily keeps on knitting while looking at Cory in a creep fashion.
"Gggggaarrkkkkgggghhhhaaaaa" Hannah says as she starts to laugh at the yarn in front of her eyes.
"Right" says Cory.
"Do you need a flame thrower? or perhaps a double edged crab blade? or maybe a crossbow? or an ax?" Trisha creepily asks.
"FLAME THROWER CHICKA! we need to kill spn fans!" Beka says with intense excitement.
"Well why didn't you say so!" Hannah says, jumping up from her rocking chair.
"We love to kill spn fans!"
"I WANT JENNIFER TO FLAME THEM UP AND ROAST THEM IN A MEAT PIE AND THEN I WANT TO TAKE THE MEAT PIE AND SET IT ON FIRE AGAIN AND SHOVE IT IN A HELL PIT!" Beka screams.
Everyone startes at her.
"I'm just sayin" Beka says as if that makes her outburst hold any weight in the killing circle of friends.
"I love her" says Cory.
So together, Cory,Beka,Hannah and Trisha, walk back to mainstream society and over to Jennifer's house of death to add her to their team of killers so they can go kill.
"Wow" Trisha says.
"HEEPnagamon@!" Hannah says.
"FUCK YES!" Beka says.
"Nice" Cory says.
The house of death is beautiful.It's all yellow and Jennifer has it rigged to look like it's on fire with flames dancing around the top of the roof.
"I wonder how she does it?" Beka asks.
"Dunno" says Hannah.
They make their way over to it and before they can even knock on the door, Jen is standing on the porch.
"Do you like my house?" she says very sweetly.
"It's amazing" says Trisha.
"I find that the best way to spread death horror is to make your house look like death. Do you like my house?"
"We do" says Cory.
"Ah. If you need some help with death, you can join in on my house of death. Do you like my house?"
"Yes" says Beka.
"Do come in"
She holds the door open for them and leads them all to the living area where they hear the screaming cries of ppl who care about death.
"Are those real cries of death?" Trisha asks.
"I really don't know. Do you like my house? People don't always come here. If they do come here, do you like my house? then they tend to enjoy themselves in the death of my death house"
"That is so smart" says Hannah as she shakes Jennifer's hand.
"We need to kill spn fans" Cory says.
"Do you have any flame throwers?" Trisha asks.
"Only if you like my house. I do have them. Right there" Jennifer says pointing to a chest.
"Would you use you flame thrower on the fans?" asks Cory.
"I would"
They grab 8 flame throwers. Now they have an army. They are ready. Ok they think they're ready, they might not be ready, but they feel they are. Meanwhile, the group of spn fans have heard about the killer group's plans of attack and they aren't that scared about it.
"What do we do when we see the fans?" Beka asks.
"Do you think they like my house?"
"Oh I'm sure they will" says Hannah
This makes Jennifer smile.
They walk around the corner. Everything is always going on around the corner so it shouldn't be surprising that it's where they would go. Around the corner leads to a giant cemetary with no headstones.
"Fuck! where's the headstones?" Trisha says, getting angry.
At this point, a dark shadow appears. It's not human nor is it a spirit.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh" says Beka.
"KILL IT!" screams Cory.
"Rjjjaddsshnnapoo!"
The shadow in front of them spells out it's name in the sky.
A.NNNN.AA is it's name.
"JOY!" everyone screams in joy.
They decide to take A.NNNN.AA with them to kill the fans. It's dark with only the light of the moon to guide them and it makes seeing any fans harder to locate.
"How many do you think they are?" Cory says. He's getting hungry and doesn't want this to cut into dinner time.
"Just shoot arrows at them and move on" Jennifer says. No way is anyone using her flame thrower.
A.NNNN.AA thinks it's very boring to have a battle if you have no music with which to battle hear so she writes a song in the sky.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL37snqMJx8
"TURN IT OFF!" Cory screams.
A.NNNN.AA writes another song in the sky instead if Cory wants to be a picky poo about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfeesIHVHvk&feature=channel
"BATTLE IT DOWN!" comes a voice from behind one of the non-tombstones.
"DO YOU LIKE MY HOUSE?"
"NO!" comes harmonious voices of destruction as a group of 50 spn fans comes charging out at them like rapid locusts.
"What did they say about my house?"
"They said they didn't like it" Cory and Trisha say in unison.
"What?" Jennifer says.
"They didn't like it"
"WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU LIKE MY HOUSE!" Jennifer screams, whipping out a flamethrower and setting 20 of them on fire. The screams of pain raise high into the night as the bodies lay charred on the ground and all hell breaks loose.
"YOU BETTER LIKE MY HOUSE BITCHES!"
Hannah and Trisha, who never do anything apart, charge over to gang of 3 spn fans.
"LLLJVSSLLLIPPPANNOUOLU!!" says Hannah.
"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! DIE!" screams Trisha and she hits 2 of them with the crossbow while Hannah plants them in a hole.
"I plant garden trisha! I plant! see pretty!" says Hannah.
The remaining spn fans divide into 8 groups. 4 of which jump off a cliff to escape from Jennifer who keeps blowing them up on fire over the house situation and the other 4 who try to battle more. Of course in this story, they don't actually win, but they try so we have to include it.
The ones who try to keep on with the battle use branches and berries {we don't know where they got them} to toss lightly at the killers thinking they'll be so hungry that it will distract them. It does but after that, the killers cover 2 groups in poisonous throw-up and the last 2 groups just give up in defeat.
"God! why can't we kill them?" asks Trisha.
"Because it's not PC to melt our chedder all over their empty jenga spaces and expect that a piranah will have to like it" says Beka.
"I'm hungry" says Cory who leaves to go eat dinner.
"Do you like my house? it's such a fun little house. I like my house"
"Oh I love your house Jennifer" says Hannah and Beka.
"I like the house but I need to live in the woods and knit" says Trisha, who seperates herself from Hannah and returns to the woods/forest/whatever it was she was from.
"Let's live in the death house and plot" says Hannah to Jennifer.
"My house is wonderful"
"It is" says Beka
-THE END
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"WE HAVE TO KILL THE SPN FANS!" Beka screams in Cory's ear.
"What with the what what?" Cory asks.
"GAH! These fucking spn fans won't shut the fuck up about J2's weddings! We have to kill them!"
"Ok"
Beka and Cory run off into the wilderness until they come upon a run down looking house by the edge of a silver stream.
"I thought we were killing the spn fans" Cory says.
"Dude we so are, but we need like, loads more help and a really kickass weapon like a flame thrower"
Cory does this thing where he wants to open the door to the house cause it's a fanfiction so he won't actually get in trouble for this but at the same time, he's hesitating to turn it because he's thinking that just maybe, Beka will murder him if he turns it which just doesn't make any sense.
"You're not gonna kill me are you?" he asks Beka.
"Cory of course not. You're my Cors! My Cors light! My Cory the story! I can't kill you"
Beka gives him a hugs and forces him to go in the door where the first thing they see is Hannah and Trisha each sitting in their own rocking chairs, knitting very long scarves.
"Hello" Trisha says in a creepy voice with a creepy look as she she creepily keeps on knitting while looking at Cory in a creep fashion.
"Gggggaarrkkkkgggghhhhaaaaa" Hannah says as she starts to laugh at the yarn in front of her eyes.
"Right" says Cory.
"Do you need a flame thrower? or perhaps a double edged crab blade? or maybe a crossbow? or an ax?" Trisha creepily asks.
"FLAME THROWER CHICKA! we need to kill spn fans!" Beka says with intense excitement.
"Well why didn't you say so!" Hannah says, jumping up from her rocking chair.
"We love to kill spn fans!"
"I WANT JENNIFER TO FLAME THEM UP AND ROAST THEM IN A MEAT PIE AND THEN I WANT TO TAKE THE MEAT PIE AND SET IT ON FIRE AGAIN AND SHOVE IT IN A HELL PIT!" Beka screams.
Everyone startes at her.
"I'm just sayin" Beka says as if that makes her outburst hold any weight in the killing circle of friends.
"I love her" says Cory.
So together, Cory,Beka,Hannah and Trisha, walk back to mainstream society and over to Jennifer's house of death to add her to their team of killers so they can go kill.
"Wow" Trisha says.
"HEEPnagamon@!" Hannah says.
"FUCK YES!" Beka says.
"Nice" Cory says.
The house of death is beautiful.It's all yellow and Jennifer has it rigged to look like it's on fire with flames dancing around the top of the roof.
"I wonder how she does it?" Beka asks.
"Dunno" says Hannah.
They make their way over to it and before they can even knock on the door, Jen is standing on the porch.
"Do you like my house?" she says very sweetly.
"It's amazing" says Trisha.
"I find that the best way to spread death horror is to make your house look like death. Do you like my house?"
"We do" says Cory.
"Ah. If you need some help with death, you can join in on my house of death. Do you like my house?"
"Yes" says Beka.
"Do come in"
She holds the door open for them and leads them all to the living area where they hear the screaming cries of ppl who care about death.
"Are those real cries of death?" Trisha asks.
"I really don't know. Do you like my house? People don't always come here. If they do come here, do you like my house? then they tend to enjoy themselves in the death of my death house"
"That is so smart" says Hannah as she shakes Jennifer's hand.
"We need to kill spn fans" Cory says.
"Do you have any flame throwers?" Trisha asks.
"Only if you like my house. I do have them. Right there" Jennifer says pointing to a chest.
"Would you use you flame thrower on the fans?" asks Cory.
"I would"
They grab 8 flame throwers. Now they have an army. They are ready. Ok they think they're ready, they might not be ready, but they feel they are. Meanwhile, the group of spn fans have heard about the killer group's plans of attack and they aren't that scared about it.
"What do we do when we see the fans?" Beka asks.
"Do you think they like my house?"
"Oh I'm sure they will" says Hannah
This makes Jennifer smile.
They walk around the corner. Everything is always going on around the corner so it shouldn't be surprising that it's where they would go. Around the corner leads to a giant cemetary with no headstones.
"Fuck! where's the headstones?" Trisha says, getting angry.
At this point, a dark shadow appears. It's not human nor is it a spirit.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh" says Beka.
"KILL IT!" screams Cory.
"Rjjjaddsshnnapoo!"
The shadow in front of them spells out it's name in the sky.
A.NNNN.AA is it's name.
"JOY!" everyone screams in joy.
They decide to take A.NNNN.AA with them to kill the fans. It's dark with only the light of the moon to guide them and it makes seeing any fans harder to locate.
"How many do you think they are?" Cory says. He's getting hungry and doesn't want this to cut into dinner time.
"Just shoot arrows at them and move on" Jennifer says. No way is anyone using her flame thrower.
A.NNNN.AA thinks it's very boring to have a battle if you have no music with which to battle hear so she writes a song in the sky.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL37snqMJx8
"TURN IT OFF!" Cory screams.
A.NNNN.AA writes another song in the sky instead if Cory wants to be a picky poo about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfeesIHVHvk&feature=channel
"BATTLE IT DOWN!" comes a voice from behind one of the non-tombstones.
"DO YOU LIKE MY HOUSE?"
"NO!" comes harmonious voices of destruction as a group of 50 spn fans comes charging out at them like rapid locusts.
"What did they say about my house?"
"They said they didn't like it" Cory and Trisha say in unison.
"What?" Jennifer says.
"They didn't like it"
"WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU LIKE MY HOUSE!" Jennifer screams, whipping out a flamethrower and setting 20 of them on fire. The screams of pain raise high into the night as the bodies lay charred on the ground and all hell breaks loose.
"YOU BETTER LIKE MY HOUSE BITCHES!"
Hannah and Trisha, who never do anything apart, charge over to gang of 3 spn fans.
"LLLJVSSLLLIPPPANNOUOLU!!" says Hannah.
"I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! DIE!" screams Trisha and she hits 2 of them with the crossbow while Hannah plants them in a hole.
"I plant garden trisha! I plant! see pretty!" says Hannah.
The remaining spn fans divide into 8 groups. 4 of which jump off a cliff to escape from Jennifer who keeps blowing them up on fire over the house situation and the other 4 who try to battle more. Of course in this story, they don't actually win, but they try so we have to include it.
The ones who try to keep on with the battle use branches and berries {we don't know where they got them} to toss lightly at the killers thinking they'll be so hungry that it will distract them. It does but after that, the killers cover 2 groups in poisonous throw-up and the last 2 groups just give up in defeat.
"God! why can't we kill them?" asks Trisha.
"Because it's not PC to melt our chedder all over their empty jenga spaces and expect that a piranah will have to like it" says Beka.
"I'm hungry" says Cory who leaves to go eat dinner.
"Do you like my house? it's such a fun little house. I like my house"
"Oh I love your house Jennifer" says Hannah and Beka.
"I like the house but I need to live in the woods and knit" says Trisha, who seperates herself from Hannah and returns to the woods/forest/whatever it was she was from.
"Let's live in the death house and plot" says Hannah to Jennifer.
"My house is wonderful"
"It is" says Beka
-THE END