Yes, I'm a day late but due to storms in the area last night, I'm just now leaving to take my nieces trick-or-treating. (I will be the Transylvanian from Rocky Horror, a reference nobody in my family will get.)
Here's my contribution to the Kettle of Trouble meme. It didn't answer a prompt but it is Halloween-y and cracky.
Title: Once
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2
Word Count: 2,500
Disclaimer: None of this happened.
Summary: Once upon a time I could control myself... -Pearl Jam
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