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[j00licious]

Had a rather nice weekend, I think.

Star Wars on Saturday, sans a Mendel and a Pixie, was fun. My character took a blaster bolt to the kidney and still managed to stab people. w00t!

On Saturday night while Josh was doing FFXI stuff, midnightranter, bagelofangst and I watched Der Untergang. It was good. Depressing and intensely serious, but good

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[smarriveurr]

Puny bothan, actually.

The character was designed to be a weaselly smuggler/con man/thief type. At one point, on an Empire-dominated world, our Rebel task force got caught by guards, inside a rather busy casino setup. We had a bigass wookie, a badass jedi, and a puny-ass Bothan.

Now, the other two, they could hold their own in a fight, but we were trying to stay on the DL, so everyone was stalling. The wookie pretended his translator wasn't working, the Jedi was hemming and hawing. However, rule #1 of Star Wars: always suspect the Bothan came into play. The guard with me actually wanted to take me in. Being that I'm tiny and light, he literally lifts me by the lapels.

So, with a judicious thought, I turn to the GM and ask, well, wookies don't wear pants, do bothans? Answer, thankfully, no. So, with a terror only partially feigned, my character proceeds to just let go... all over the guard holding him. He naturally jerks back in disgust, yelling, dropping the bothan, and attracting the attention of the other two guards, who are then surprised by my compatriots, the wookie clubbing one over the head with the huge joint of meat he'd ordered, the jedi doing some flipped out kung fu acrobatics I've now forgotten. Kicking the guard in the shins, my character slips to the crowd, and we all escape.

Uncontrolled bladder FTW!

[j00licious]

You win.
::bows::

[smarriveurr]

Best... Star Wars... Urine Story... EV4R!!!@!1!1eleventy-one!@!