argh.
I absolutely, positively, without a doubt, can not wait until Amelia can communicate effectively, not try to kill herself every five minutes, develops actual interests outside of trying to kill herself every five minutes and trying to masturbate when she's covered in poo, and can be reasoned with.
Those mothers who think the first year is the best? Those mothers are certifiably insane.
Those people who tell me to treasure every shitty diaper, every tantrum, every head-butt to the bridge of my nose, because I will miss them when she's 5/10/15? Also certifiably insane.
The guessing games have worn thin. Fuck the Good Mother Police, I want the "baby" phase to be over.
I love her more than air, I just wish I liked her all of the time.
Those mothers who think the first year is the best? Those mothers are certifiably insane.
Those people who tell me to treasure every shitty diaper, every tantrum, every head-butt to the bridge of my nose, because I will miss them when she's 5/10/15? Also certifiably insane.
The guessing games have worn thin. Fuck the Good Mother Police, I want the "baby" phase to be over.
I love her more than air, I just wish I liked her all of the time.