I woke up this morning with
Bell's Palsy. I get to take steroids and anti-viral meds for a week, with the hope that it might make the Bell's Palsy go away. But it might not. *jazz hands*
In the meantime, I look ridiculous, I sound ridiculous, I have to wear an eye patch to bed (okay, I guess the eye patch is KIND OF cool), and there are 1-year-olds who eat with more decorum and neatness than I do right now.
Goddamn it.