Writer's Block: Left Behind
Cremated and scattered in the ocean.
...EVERY ocean.
(okay, I made that last bit up.)
Also: no crying. Okay, if people want to cry at my memorial service I GUESS that's okay. But at the after party? Oh no. No crying allowed. I'm thinking of having a room set aside for weepy people, with a pre-recorded streaming video of me telling them how much of a pussy they are. (The Slav thinks this might be uncouth...)
...EVERY ocean.
(okay, I made that last bit up.)
Also: no crying. Okay, if people want to cry at my memorial service I GUESS that's okay. But at the after party? Oh no. No crying allowed. I'm thinking of having a room set aside for weepy people, with a pre-recorded streaming video of me telling them how much of a pussy they are. (The Slav thinks this might be uncouth...)