Dead Bunny Storage

Jul 02, 2008 14:48

Dear neighborhood rabbit population,

Is there a sign in my front yard? Is there a sign out there that says "ALL YOU CAN EAT SALAD BAR. FAMILIES WELCOME"?? Well?
No. There isn't. Know why?
BECAUSE I'M NOT RUNNING A LAGOMORPH FAMILY RESTAURANT. I'm just trying to grow some vegetables for myself and my loved ones. That's all.
If I had a gun, I'd be camping out in the yard. As it is, I am this -><- close to buying live traps and throwing you to the neighborhood wildcats.

You have been warned.

kvetching, gardening

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