Guest Blog
Attention, humans! I am Aleksandra cat and I am hijacking this blog until further notice! Or until it bores me.
Look how pretty I am:
This photo is a few years old, but I assure you that I am no less svelte, beautiful, or deadly today than I was then.
So I guess yesterday was some sort of important day for the people, because my mom and daddy left early in the morning and then DIDN"T COME BACK until this afternoon. They didn't even bring me any boxes to play in, just some dumb paper bags. My granny sent Fatass and me some toys on string, but Fatass broke one of them already. Then my Nana sent us a cube but I'm still pissed off about being abandoned for 30 hours, so I am spurning it.
And NOW there are invaders in my house! Two of them! And they brought suitcases, so I think they might be moving in? No one asked my permission, and I think someone should die for this. To add insult to injury, my daddy blew raspberries on my tummy right in front of everyone.
Ooh... but one of them has brought STRING. I might let that one live. If she's the sort who knows how to share.
I don't know, humans-who-read-mom's-blog, my kitten-senses are telling me that something big is going on around here...
Look how pretty I am:
This photo is a few years old, but I assure you that I am no less svelte, beautiful, or deadly today than I was then.
So I guess yesterday was some sort of important day for the people, because my mom and daddy left early in the morning and then DIDN"T COME BACK until this afternoon. They didn't even bring me any boxes to play in, just some dumb paper bags. My granny sent Fatass and me some toys on string, but Fatass broke one of them already. Then my Nana sent us a cube but I'm still pissed off about being abandoned for 30 hours, so I am spurning it.
And NOW there are invaders in my house! Two of them! And they brought suitcases, so I think they might be moving in? No one asked my permission, and I think someone should die for this. To add insult to injury, my daddy blew raspberries on my tummy right in front of everyone.
Ooh... but one of them has brought STRING. I might let that one live. If she's the sort who knows how to share.
I don't know, humans-who-read-mom's-blog, my kitten-senses are telling me that something big is going on around here...