May 27, 2004 23:29
That won't harm ye, my pretty; an 'it may make poor Geordie gladsome to have so trim a lass sittin' on his lap. That won't hurt ye. Why, I've sat here off an' on for nigh twenty years past, an' it hasn't done me no harm. Don't ye fash about them as lies under ye, or that doesn' lie there either! It'll be time for ye to be getting scart when ye see the tomsteans all run away with, and the place as bare as a stubble-field. There's the clock, an' I must gang. My service to ye, ladies!
On anoth' not, if I weh be'in cookin' french toast for a particularly bonnie lass sha i be a puttin' suga in the mix or on the toast aft it be all cooked? What say ye?