i just wanted to include everyone.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I helped kitkatku11 hide a body (-173 points). Last Friday I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-289 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
In August I pulled shukuchi's hair (-5 points). In November I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month valkie and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ebonyseraphim's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (674 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
In May I turned pinkjennio in for spitting (3 points). In January I set shukuchi's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Sunday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Monday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-15 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Last Wednesday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last week I turned i_femme in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, eternalfaith (-5000 points). In October I gave pinfx a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I punched yello_sno in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5657 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ninjagasuki (-5000 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole hypnotizedbyfyr's purse (30 points). In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4327 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
In January I punched pinfx in the arm (-10 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to kitkatku11 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In August I helped xiao_ping_pong across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I gave yidali a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I stole pinkpants25's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (261 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Last Saturday I bought porn for yello_sno (10 points). Last week I put gum in valkie's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I gave linhchi a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been nice (672 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
j00_ho